Kumatora

My name's Kumatora! Nice to meetcha! I'm the kick-assing, name-taking, PSI-using, tomboy Princess of Osohe. Will punch idiots for a minimal fee!

[Kumatora @Princess_Kuma]

Apparently I am a "Top Tier" Waifu
should I be proud of this

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Another Monday. ... Not that it really matters for me. I don't have a job. And when I did have one I didn't get any days off. It sucked

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Oh, by the way: I heard they made new Pokémon? They're still making those games? I never did finish that playthrough of that Pokémon game I was playing...
But I'd need @Okey_Ness's help to keep playing

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I just realized I'm always tweeting about food. There's just something about the summer that makes me always hungry

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I'm hungry but I don't wanna go bug Dust for food and there's nothing in the pantry...
Guess I'll go see if L & C had dinner yet and crash at their place for a while.

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Crap, it's been a hot minute again since I tweeted. What are you all up to at the moment?
Currently I'm prepping for summertime weather by already sweating bullets constantly. It's hot!!!

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Happy mother's day! I visited Hinawa this morning and then went and hung out with my Mom all day.

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I'm hungry but I don't know what I want for dinner

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PS don't drink milk you're pretty sure went bad
I am constantly somehow poisoning myself for some reason

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My milk went bad but I don't feel like walking all the way into town to get more

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I forgot to update you guys earlier, but the machine is officially clean! Now I won't be so dead tired all the time

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Voffee. Yes
This is why I need to clean the machine the lack of caffeine in my brain is making me do typos

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Mom is mostly only helping because she thinks human contraptions like voffee makers are "cute"
Which I guess I see her point

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For some reason I'm awake, so now I'm trying to clean my coffee maker.
Wine Ghost said I should run wine through it, but of course he'd say that.
Mom came over to help, and after some brainstorming we figured vinegar was the best option.
And now the whole castle smells awful.

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I'm still feeling a little crap from the bad lunch, but Dust came over with some soup and it helped a lot

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Awake! Good morning everyone

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I LIVE.
But now I should go to sleep.
Never attempting cooking for myself again like that though

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in movies they do death bed confessions of love right
in that case i love ... my friends with all my heart

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I think I managed to cook something edible for once, but time will tell if it actually agrees with me.
Plus I made chicken. If I get food poisoning and die, Lucas and Dust get all my stuff.

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nope. nope.
am dying

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Lunchtime!