Maranda W

I hate it here so I will go to secret gardens in my mind 🌱

[Maranda W @Princess_n_pups]

@CapitalOne The #1989TaylorsVersion track I 🩵🩵🩵 is “Is It Over Now?” 🫶🩵 #TSxCapitalOne #Giveaway #isitovernow 👀

[Maranda W @Princess_n_pups]

@shopDisney

[John Heilemann @jheil]

Today, @realdonaldtrump said: “I’ve always known this is a pandemic. I’ve felt that it was a pandemic long before it was called a pandemic ... I’ve always viewed it as serious.”

Really??? Let’s roll the tape.

[Maranda W @Princess_n_pups]

@Nick_Offerman put on an incredible show last night in Orlando! We do love Ron Swanson, but adore @Nick_Offerman even more! 🙌

[MCU - The Direct @MCU_Direct]

Exactly 11 years ago to this day, audiences were first introduced to @RobertDowneyJr's IRON MAN in the film’s theatrical opening, and thus began the ever-expanding Marvel Cinematic Universe...

[Maranda W @Princess_n_pups]

Went to @Starbucks this AM for breakfast & our tradition of puppaccinos for these pups. We were straight up denied puppaccinos...yet, I ordered an iced coffee without whip. I guess instead of ordering it for my dogs, next time I need to ask for my whipped cream on the side. 🙄

[Maranda W @Princess_n_pups]

@Target, Yoda is officially heartbroken that he didn’t hear back from you and is now considering seeking employment with @StateFarm, instead. 💔 #jakefromstatefarm

[Maranda W @Princess_n_pups]

Hey @Target! Our rescue dog, Yoda, wants to know if you’re hiring 4-legged good boys?! His resume is pawsitively bark-worthy, and he really feels he fits the part. He accepts payment in treats and dog toys. #targetdog #targetemployee #hireme #target #momsfavoritestore #goodboy

[Maranda W @Princess_n_pups]

When your dog loves Parks and Rec as much as you... #parksandrec #mouserat #dukesilver #lilsebastian #5000candlesinthewind @Nick_Offerman @prattprattpratt

[Maranda W @Princess_n_pups]

Hey @Target! Our rescue dog, Yoda, wants to know if you’re hiring 4-legged good boys?! His resume is pawsitively bark-worthy, and he really feels he fits the part. He accepts payment in treats and dog toys. #targetdog #targetemployee #hireme #target #momsfavoritestore #goodboy

[Andrew Gillum @AndrewGillum]

Mr. @FLGovScott — counting votes isn't partisan — it's democracy.

Count every vote.

[PROTECT ALL WILDLIFE @Protect_Wldlife]

PLEASE RT "Healthy rescue pets wait weeks, months, years while pet shops sell sick pups. It's so wrong" ~ @RickyGervais

Do something really good this weekend. Please visit a rescue centre, you may just find your new best friend. #AdoptDontShop #WheresMum #LucysLaw @PupAid 🐶 🐱

[Maranda W @Princess_n_pups]

Massive #CastCompliment to Matt at Chef Art Smiths Homecomin’ serving my family for lunch! He went above and beyond to make our family feel “at home”, and we were all talking about him after we left! 💞💞💞 Hope to have the privilege of Matt serving us again soon!

[Maranda W @Princess_n_pups]

👏👏👏👏👏

[Andrew Gillum @AndrewGillum]

What our state and country needs is decency, hope, and leadership. If you agree, join us at https://t.co/fm0ODFFGWU. Also, @ me next time, @realDonaldTrump.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Talk to the jacket.

[Maranda W @Princess_n_pups]

@funko When is this being released, @funko ?!! Can’t you see we’re all DYING HERE! 😩😩😩

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

Folks, I don’t care what your politics are, corporate interests (guns, pharma, big Ag, etc.) are controlling our lawmakers for their own profits. Just think about that for a second, please and thank you, then get riled FFS 🇺🇸 https://t.co/AZa8r4Kn7Y

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

.@NRA @DLoesch our good-hearted show and especially our Leslie Knope represent the opposite of your pro-slaughter agenda - take it down and also please eat shit. 🇺🇸 https://t.co/Ar2YF4yoic

[Adam Scott @mradamscott]

Hey @nra please stay the fuck away from Leslie Knope. https://t.co/Lr2HCeN7qp

[Josh Gad @joshgad]

I am so angry tonight. I am so sad. I’m putting my phone down because we are debating sensible gun laws again. A child of one of our friend’s has a bullet in his chest & is critical condition because a 19 year old had access to a military weapon. Pretend it’s normal. It’s not.

[Maranda W @Princess_n_pups]

Season 1 episode 9 of @KimmySchmidt mentions binge watching all of How I Met Your Mother on @netflix. How could you do this to us, @netflix?!
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