When you have to pretend life is going great because it’s Christmas but really your grades are plummeting and at this point you don’t know whether you are going to even make 2018
Me: I couldn’t give a shit about what the Kardashian family does.
Also me: Rob’s not in the Christmas photos. Khloe isn’t even showing. Kylie’s MIA...why? Is she actually pregnant? Are they playing us?omgomg
“I’m a lesbian,” I say into the mic.
The crowd looks at each other in confusion. No one seems to be able to process this information. I’m nervous.
A single voice is heard and the crowd turns to face the young man.
“I thought you were American.”