Sammy J

Husband. Father. Son. Brother. Cake and Ice cream lover...

[Rebekka @rebekkarnold]

I have a newfound appreciation for the international Liverpool fans, because you’re telling me you got up at this hour to watch us pass it sideways for 60 minutes and get battered all season? Fair enough.

[England @England]

"I'm speechless!" 🦁❤️

[Sammy J @Princewuz]

@Louis_Akindele Damn! I agree! This is defo the reason Arsenal probably lost. Definitely not having 1 shot on target in the 90. In other news, since completing Alex the kidd, LFC have wo n the premiership twice and won the champions league! #Receipt #JustSaying 😏

[🇪🇬 @nmrdkml]

Liverpool 2017-22 is one of the most absurd sides in history.

HOW do you make it to THREE CL FINALS (+ win one) at the same time as winning the PL with 99 points, finishing second with 97 and 92 point campaigns, AND doing a domestic cup double at the same time?!

Joke of a team.

[Sammy J @Princewuz]

@Corballyred Sadly, this has aged...pretty well!

[Sammy J @Princewuz]

@we_all_are_same Due to HHH's 'longterm storytelling ' Oba will lose to brock in 4mins, just to set up the rematch for WM43... I hope im wrong

[HS @sigh_holly]

What jobs are people working to be able to play Padel at 11am on a random Wednesday? Asking for myself

[99✨ s @99Starr_cinema]

"I already did." had me rolling 🤣 😂 🍿🎬

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

Chuck Norris held a 183-10-2 record and was a 6x world champion in full contact bare knuckle karate.

On top of that, he beat heavyweight kickboxing world champion Joe Lewis 3 consecutive times and also had a brutal sparring match with undefeated kickboxing world champion, Bill Superfoot Wallace, that lasted an hour and a half. According to Wallace, they practically stalemated and "beat the crap out of each other".

Chuck was trained in kickboxing/boxing by Benny The Jet Urquidez and was also trained in BJJ by the Gracies and Machados for 20 years. Even being able to submit Carlos Machado himself on occasion.

Chuck had a 315 Ibs bench press at 180 lbs bodyweight and was said to have a grip back in the day that nobody could escape from because he was so strong. Even Jean Claude Van Damme said he'd never fight Chuck Norris, despite being a kickboxing world champion himself.

Chuck held a 10th degree black belt in Chun Kuk Do, a 9th degree black belt in Tang Soo Do, an 8th degree black belt in Taekwondo, a 5th degree black belt in Karate, a 3rd degree black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and a black belt in Judo.

Rest in peace, Chuck!

[Monica Almaguer @MonicaMAlmaguer]

Ladies you need to start tracking how often you have sex with your husband. Then ya'll would realize how little it is. It's probably down right embarrassing.

[Sammy J @Princewuz]

@DirtyDomDom Isn't that Michin?!?!

[Sammy J @Princewuz]

Italy are looking very good all of a sudden. If they beat France this week, I quietly wouldn't mind them humbling this England team... #SixNationsRugby #bbcrugby #EngvsIre

[Sammy J @Princewuz]

@Debenhams hi I've been trying to sort out a refund for something I was double charged for since before Christmas but I'm not getting adequate responses from the email team. What else could I do to rectify this please?

[Sammy J @Princewuz]

Very questionable decision first yellow. Second, depending on interpretation could have been deemed dangerous as player jumped in with his knees into another player #FineMargins #SCOvENG #bbcsixnations

[Gia Macool @GiaMMacool]

Daughters mirror their mothers.

Look at how a woman’s mother treats her father, that’s her blueprint for how she’ll treat you.

Growing up, my mom always made an effort to stay desirable for my dad.

Cute outfits, sexy bikinis, working out, she maintained her edge.

Even now, she sides with my husband over me, keeping me in check if I step out of line.

This matters.

If a mother acts like the victim and openly criticizes the father, that’s a bad sign.

[mitsuri @0xmitsurii]

Kevin Hart's reaction when he realized Mark Cuban turned $8000 to $5.7 Billion, 2019.

[Sammy J @Princewuz]

Totally agreed. Part of me thinks this season was either totally fixed (several traitors win) and/or several actors were hired.

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

Being genuinely happy with your life is a massive flex.

So many people have so much, yet they're eternally ungrateful and discontent. Spiritual poverty is real.

[Cassie @casmirtheking_]

Fatherhood is proud of you 👏 🥰 ♥️