Captain_Underpants

Tra La Laaa

[່🇵🇹 @pxrcyishim]

your girl ask you why you stop mid crack but it’s time for hydration break

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

the job of uk prime minister being the irl equivalent of the defence against the dark arts teacher

[OrangeMaxxing FreddyG @OrangeFreddyG]

Israel is like “we are ethnic cleansing you to destroy the resistance group that formed to keep us from ethnic cleansing you.”

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

i can be the uk pm i have time between july and october

[Michael Bhingu Jr @ChikafaJnr]

An argument with Elenimo can be used as a torture tactic.

Confess or argue with Elinimo.

[100 @yh_me2]

I wonder how many miles I scrolled with my thumb

[ESPN @espn]

NNEKA WINS THE 30TH ANNIVERSARY GAME AT THE BUZZER FOR THE SPARKS ⚡😱

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

no single butterfly in my belly again
only rice

[☆ @Literarium24]

"I met her when I wasn't looking for love,
and I lost her when I loved her the most."

— Charles Bukowski

[ᴅᴀʜʟɪᴀ @dxhliaflvrz]

at the most fuckable age of my life and the only thing i’m fucking is depressed

[cozy ☁️ @iheartcozy]

😭

[Rihanna @rihanna]

Damn baby pu$$y can't be ya only hustle!!! LoL

[Ana Kasparian @AnaKasparian]

Long live the resistance. Fuck Israel.

[anvita @vitamaybe]

in your 20s, there will be people partying till 5am and running at 6am. it's important that you do both

[Captain_Underpants @PrincipalKrupp]

@_Biiftuu speaking of pretty... look at what is beside the trophy in f1😍

[Tans @tanmay1705]

No one believes you can pull a girl more than your girlfriend

[Captain_Underpants @PrincipalKrupp]

@Kwa_Manje facts. zimangowona kuvuta but we all need a woman (or two) to tell us "it's yours"

[Captain_Underpants @PrincipalKrupp]

achina nippleslip, tmz, e! news,.. are all based in one of the most developed nations on earth.

[J O E L ▲ @JoelFickson]

Sometimes I understand the state we are in as a nation(Malawi). We get too invested in very stupid things(leaks, nudes, useless stories).

And the funny thing is that this, is the population that’s supposed to be productive and learn how the world is being transformed.

This is the very population that has internet, one of the most powerful tool in its hands. And how do we use it? Gossip, and utter nonsense.

Wake up Malawi! Wake the heck up.

[Sulla @spqr_sulla]

Why is this type of photo only taken in the UK

[miss honey 🍯 @foyinog]

there’s something about being hopeful that just makes you feel really stupid