Well, since Satan decided this last weekend/this week was a good time to run his River through my uterus, I can’t help but be thankful 🙏 I already feel bloated and swelling as big as Aunt Marge [Harry Potter] so I might as well just EAT EVERYTHING IN SIGHT. Nom nom nom nom nom.
I HAVE SET A MOTHER FREAKING RECORD WITH HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE REFRESHED MY EMAILS PRAYING TO SWEET, 7lb, GOLDEN HAIRED JESUS THAT I GET LUCKY ENOUGH TO RECEIVE A @back4blood CODE 😭😭😭
I [Brit] DID IT!!!! I *FINALLY* WON MY FIRST CROWN IN FALL GUYS!!!!! It wouldn’t have been possible without Naldo committing a murder/suicide BUT HE DID IT FOR LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!! Here’s the moment it happened! https://t.co/c3MpBEymql
On tonight’s episode of “Wild Meltdowns” Elliot (4yr old)had a complete metal breakdown about GODZILLA. How Godzilla might die one day & he’s so sad about it & what if King Kadora (??) hurts him& who’s going to protect Godzilla? & DOES SANTA KNOW I WANT GODZILLA STUFFED ANIMAL?!