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[Lauren Rinaldi 🧚‍♀️ @LRinaldiArt]

Made Jell-O shots to bring to the 4th of July bbq 🤗

[Nene @nenemyun]

Ok Mamdani this is getting out of hand

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

Incredible

[UbiEgo @FarmIykay]

Invincible, but Invincible is Invincible. #invincible

[Libby, strongest preygirl @libbysalt]

Cockblocking implies the existence of cockparrying with precise timing

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

“You paid Iran $300 billion dollars to re-open a Strait that was open the entire time?”

“That’s right, Dave.”

“And this was after you defeated them 50 times?”

“That’s correct, Dave.”

[Rt Hon. Will || Portfolio for Sarcasm (parody) @colder_sarcasm]

New sign going up.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

What a rotten deal we made with Iran. We get nothing (except laughter at our stupidity). They get everything, including delay and big cash!

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses

[もちもちもっちゃん @motimoti_seizin]

ミッキークラブハウス 全部声で再現
(英語Ver.)
BGM：me
fuckin' mickey：me
fuckin' narration：me
fuckin' outfield voice：me
fuckin' donald duck：me
fuckin' daisy：me
fuckin' dog：me

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I see your profile picture. That’s Johnny Cash. My hero too. Arrested seven times. Smuggled 668 amphetamines across the Mexican border in 1965. Took every drug there was and drank like I did. Cheated on his first wife. Slept with more woman than I ever did. Hit bottom in a cave in Tennessee in 1968 trying to crawl off and die. And then he got up. He got clean. He spent the rest of his life singing for prisoners and addicts and the people the country threw away because he knew he was one of them.

That was the whole point of the Man in Black. He wore it for the poor and the beaten down. He wore it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime. He wore it for the ones who never heard a word of Jesus. He wore it for the addicted and the dying. He wore it as a standing witness that no one is past saving.

You picked his picture. You did not pick his message. Try listening to the words.

[HiFight(ハイファイト) @HiFightTH]

How to Dark Ingrid
- Back+Taunt to summon Monoid
- Stay in neutral until Ingrid comes back
- Press back+taunt multiple times when they high-five

22+PPP for big laser
214214+K for one hit burnout attack
412369+KK for Sun Octopus

[多部杉るう🦊🍥 @ruu_niku]

naisu 95% slow

[That Blame Guy @ImToBlame]

I’ve been telling people for years. Elon is NOT an engineer. I’m so glad they did this to his dumb ass.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

When we came into office, we uncovered a $12 billion budget deficit.

Today, I’m proud to say we brought it down to zero.

We didn’t close the gap on the backs of working people.

We closed it while funding parks, libraries, safer streets and making historic investments in public housing.

Call it Pothole Politics. Call it Democratic Socialism. It's government that delivers for the people who make this city run.

That’s what New Yorkers deserve. And that’s what we will keep fighting for every single day.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

BREAKING NEWS 🆘The daughter of U.S. Republican Senator Jay Block: 🆘

"Israel pays money to my father, and he spreads propaganda.

I am deeply ashamed of this situation. I believe my father has sold his soul to the devil.

I hope his career ends!"

[meme bastard 🍕 @mask_bastard]

if I just think of this I start giggling to myself