Priscyla Lira

[Priscyla Lira @PriscylaLir]

If you set the example, you won't need to set many rules.

[Priscyla Lira @PriscylaLir]

When there's nothing on TV, most people will watch it anyway.

[Priscyla Lira @PriscylaLir]

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

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It is wonderful what God can do with a broken heart, if He gets all the pieces.

[Priscyla Lira @PriscylaLir]

A difference of tastes in jokes is a great strain on the affections.

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If I said you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

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Thank the other three brothers of their father's mother's brother's side.

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God gives every bird its food but he doesn't throw it to its nest.

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[Priscyla Lira @PriscylaLir]

get lost (go away).

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There are three secrets to success: The first is "Keep your eyes and ears open." The second is "Don't tell everything you know.".

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A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

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Success is a journey not a destination.

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During a carnival, men put masks over their masks.

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He told his children Santa Claus is too old to get around any more.

[Priscyla Lira @PriscylaLir]

If you can't laugh at yourself, you may be missing the joke of the century.