Matthew🧢🌺

I dont know what I'm doing!

[Matthew🧢🌺 @Prisoner136]

Twitter is my newest way of over sharing, get ready for garbage

[Matthew🧢🌺 @Prisoner136]

so glad el*n m*sk took over so he can *checks notes* make it impossible for me to get my account back by simply? refusing to send me an email? no matter how many times i click 'didnt receive email'

[Peter Kalmus @ClimateHuman]

Shouldn't over 1,000 scientists risking arrest to save the planet be a bigger news story than Elon Musk trying to buy Twitter?

[pink peepy @PeepyPink]

#tinypeepy @itemLabel
awe, babe you shouldnt have!! no really, you shouldnt have brought them in the hou- oh god oh fu

[NOODLE ROT💚 @noodle_rot]

@itemLabel !!!!!!!

[Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd]

It was fun painting the pictures!!

[Miguel Wattson TNAQ @EelectricMiguel]

CRACKLE!!!

[Transgenderism 🏳️‍⚧️ @transgendertwt]

I will never forgive neurotypicals for making fidget toys a trend and having them banned from school

[Matthew🧢🌺 @Prisoner136]

everytime I open my laptop to do hwk I am like "hm, what if i didn't?"

[GoldApollo (Comms Open) @GoldApolloArt]

Quick little doodle of the new minecraft frogs!
This was so unexpected, i'm so excited for these dumb little guys to be added! 💛

#MinecraftLive #Minecraftfanart #Minecraft #allay #mobvote #minecraftfrog #frogs #cute

[Liz Wayne @LizWaynePhD]

So I was talking to my Dad. Apparently when trying to schedule his vaccine appt, the caller said there is "there is no documented proof that the Moderna vaccine works. would you still like to take the vaccine?"

This is the Mississippi Health Department. I'm in disbelief.

[nelyo RT PINNED‼️ @batmanarchism]

I'd rather be waterboarded for six hours straight

[ً tara @ircndad]

you alright?
... always.

[fleur / cordelia @wIwcarter]

#TONYSTARK: contrary to popular belief, I know exactly what I'm doing

[fleur / cordelia @wIwcarter]

#TONYNAT: and I didn't like the ending

[Yell in a War @jelenawoehr]

When you hear that an unhoused person “refused services” that includes...

- refused to give up their pet to get a short-term hotel room
- the shelter they were offered a space in isn’t safe for their gender/sexuality
- couldn’t consolidate all their belongings into two bags

[kae @vaderclapsall]

good morning funny how people get mad at tony for fighting steve and bucky after watching bucky murder his parents and he’s the bad guy but when wanda holds an entire town hostage and literally tortures a shit ton of people over a robot it’s somehow badass and good behavior