Raccoon Mom

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Back in stock and checking out 👇

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📦🚨 $8k PSA 10 Ooyama's Pikachu Mystery Box Giveaway! 📦🚨

To enter:
✅ Repost and Like this Tweet
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Optional: Tag a friend and comment what you hope to get!

This giveaway is for 1 FREE Mystery Box. Chases include PSA 10 Ooyama's Pikachu, Rayquaza VMAX, Gengar VMAX, and Lugia V. Winner will be picked this Thursday, May 14th! US only. Good luck!

If you don't win, you can buy a Mystery Box from Danny! Only 120 Mystery Boxes available. Boxes go live this Thursday, May 14th at 5pm PST

If you want to buy a Mystery box, make sure to follow @DannypTCG and turn on notifications.
Full details below 👇

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Ascended Heroes Booster Bundle Giveaway (Round 3) 🎁

To enter:
✅ Follow @pray4goodpulls AND @PokeTCGAlerts
✅ Repost and Like THIS tweet

Winner announced on 5/14!
US only. Good luck!

Check out the Walmart drop tonight!! Links below!
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[XBOX @XBOX]

Make his finest asset yours

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Ages 18+. Ends 8/11/24. Rules: https://t.co/MI0oKWl1Xf

@Marvel Studios' Deadpool and Wolverine, in theaters July 26

[Raccoon Mom @Prius_Queen]

#XboxCheekyControllerSweepstakes

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Make his finest asset yours

Follow & Repost with #XboxCheekyControllerSweepstakes for a chance to win a custom Xbox Series X console & 2 Cheeky Controllers designed by Deadpool.‌

Ages 18+. Ends 8/11/24. Rules: https://t.co/MI0oKWl1Xf

@Marvel Studios' Deadpool and Wolverine, in theaters July 26

[Raccoon Mom @Prius_Queen]

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[Raccoon Mom @Prius_Queen]

Definitely my fave pic from #RiotFest2021 @KnucklePuckIL

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

So asking if someone is vaccinated is a “violation of muh HIPPAA rights” but snitching on people who’ve had an abortion is??????

[Raccoon Mom @Prius_Queen]

Doctor offices get so shitty when you ask them pricing for visits. Yall really making people play cost roulette and just hope they can afford it

[Raccoon Mom @Prius_Queen]

@Boooworth @72ptWingdings One time Belle got poo patty stuck to her thigh fur then tried to rub it off on everything in the house

[Raccoon Mom @Prius_Queen]

Fun chicken fact of the day: chicks can get poop stuck to their bums that essentially glues it shut and can kill them and to fix it you literally just oil their butthole. Thanks for tuning in.

[Raccoon Mom @Prius_Queen]

My cat’s new favorite hobby is terrorizing the baby chicks

[Raccoon Mom @Prius_Queen]

Guy across the my yard noticed I live alone now and is trying to set me up with his son rip

[Raccoon Mom @Prius_Queen]

Y’all I finally showed up to a family function as the hot single childless aunt.

[Raccoon Mom @Prius_Queen]

My mental health can be gauged by the amount of dirty dishes in my sink and boy howdy things don’t looks good rn

[Raccoon Mom @Prius_Queen]

@somehowsentient God i wish it were me

[Raccoon Mom @Prius_Queen]

A crow took the stale bread I tossed outside. It is now my life mission to befriend this crow.

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

putting this on my bed frame and hitting it like a hamster’s water bottle

[Raccoon Mom @Prius_Queen]

My camera roll after my cat has a lil bit of his tongue sticking out for one single minute: