Poopmeiners

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they call me the bumwhole whisperer

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@mufcmark__ I worked hard for this

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My girlfriend is opening her birthday presents in front of her whole family and me, do I fake a heart attack to get the attention back on to me?

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@mufcmark__ At least I've got one

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@lvndrsaywht As in not having a place to live

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Would you rather

be a homeless drug addict who smells like shit and has lice

OR

have a lovely wife a stable income and a nice house and things are cool

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My biggest fear is getting murdered and the only tribute I get is from the Fat Families host

[Steve Miller @StevenJonMiller]

For Henry Nowak

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@mufcmark__ You've got to pick

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Would you rather

Have to fight one chimpanzee for 1 minute every year

OR

Fight one very determined beaver every month for 5 minutes

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Would you rather be paid a large salary

OR

Be a large celery

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@UnitedRedem @unitedtill90

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@mufcmark__ I genuinely don't understand the point of that tweet you just sent. You must have heard that saying before, obviously they didn't physically piss themselves they just laughed a lot

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Made a joke at work today, colleague kept sneezing so I said "you must be allergic to Mondays" entire office burst out laughing including customers. I once believed myself a creator of destiny, now I measure my days in memoranda and obedient smiles.

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@mufcmark__ How I felt seeing everyone piss themselves

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The machine rewards unremitting compliance with brief and fleeting moments of artificial warmth

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Alex Jimenez should do a Reddit ask me anyway to clear up this whole situation

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Daughter going on a date. Is there a 'slow down' button on this life thingy? #emotional

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@BigDanielii3 No Iraola is the Bournemouth manager, alive and well

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@mufcmark__ Fairly sure the OG Koopcomp is now lost media 💔

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@mufcmark__ And then what??? 🫣👀😏🥵🥵