Elizabeth Grace

freelance writer, privileged white girl

[Elizabeth Grace @PrivWhiteGrrl]

But is Melania wearing a tracksuit?

[Elizabeth Grace @PrivWhiteGrrl]

Unfollowing teacher Pinterest boards is my cardio

[nw@l @nastywomanatlaw]

No makeup makeup is the patriarchy.

[Elizabeth Grace @PrivWhiteGrrl]

A LinkedIn profile view from an ex's new girlfriend is the post grad version of an accidental Instagram double tap

[Elizabeth Grace @PrivWhiteGrrl]

Scheming how to sneak juice boxes of wine into a swanky event pretty much sums up being 22 but far from adulthood

[Elizabeth Grace @PrivWhiteGrrl]

There's a space for rent right under my therapist's office. Should I move in now or . . . ?

[Elizabeth Grace @PrivWhiteGrrl]

"If I got locked away / would you still love me the same?" I mean idk are we talking a little light tax evasion or like, murder . . .

[Elizabeth Grace @PrivWhiteGrrl]

Living in an SEC town and hating football is like 4months of being a dad who has to chaperone his tween daughter & her friends at a concert.

[Elizabeth Grace @PrivWhiteGrrl]

"I should go to sleep so that I don't want to cry and die when my alarm goes off in the morning."
*watches Netflix until 2 a.m.*

[Elizabeth Grace @PrivWhiteGrrl]

Is it normal to want to hide under your desk for the majority of the first day of work?

[Elizabeth Grace @PrivWhiteGrrl]

Calling upon all of my Canal Street haggling skills as I go in to negotiate my salary

[Elizabeth Grace @PrivWhiteGrrl]

Nothing like getting a real office job to make you realize your wardrobe is 80% going out and 20% workout clothes

[Elizabeth Grace @PrivWhiteGrrl]

Flagging tacky shit as "offensive" on Pinterest is my cardio

[Elizabeth Grace @PrivWhiteGrrl]

I feel like the "white guy in a huge truck his parents bought him listening to 'rap'" is at the root of everything awful ever

[Elizabeth Grace @PrivWhiteGrrl]

There's wine tipsy, and then there's "making a Seeking Arrangement profile" wine tipsy

[Elizabeth Grace @PrivWhiteGrrl]

You know you may need to lay off the Taco Bell when you describe yourself as a "7 layer burrito of issues" to a new therapist

[Elizabeth Grace @PrivWhiteGrrl]

I have no chill http://t.co/B1r2RKodAs

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36 Signs You Have Zero Chill: http://t.co/5JPpDTsbF2

[Elizabeth Grace @PrivWhiteGrrl]

Please post another selfie with an inspirational quote caption! It's Monday morning and I need one more reason to roll my eyes

[Elizabeth Grace @PrivWhiteGrrl]

Shoutout to @sarah_johnson02 for being the only person to read my bio and actually send cat pictures #catladiesofTSM