Dick Hopper

Dick Hopper is a private investigator. He is the lead of webseries, Dick Hopper, Private Eye which can be found at youtube and facebook.

[Dick Hopper @PrivateDickHop]

Hey Dickhats, check out Dick Hopper on Hulu and other Comedy Dynamics platforms. Very excited about this next step! https://t.co/zJsV2pvMUT

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Dick Hopper: Private Eye is now available on all Comedy Dynamics platforms! Watch here: https://t.co/QDmyyuprWW https://t.co/sgJG3ciqQg

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I've been drinking a lot of bad coffee so I've gained a little weight. I've got folds, but I'm not a Folger

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When he walked into my office I was hopping for a meatball hero, but he was nothing but a sloppy joe

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All of a sudden, there was a loud bang at the window. I woke up with a fart

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Look out @SeattleWebFest ! Dick's coming at you harder than #RichardSherman on an open field. Didn't know I knew so much bout #soccer didya?

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@PrivateDickHop submitted to #SWF2016!

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If you are looking for a great dreidel, head on down to Mazel-toys!

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Just realized my copy of "the conversation" is missing. I feel very uncomfortable #ifounditinmysaxophone

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I just had a chicken tikka massage. My back feels great, but my butt is on fire

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Soon cancelled 90s tv show that set up blind dates and poisoned contestants at random. What is show-up or throw-up? #jeopardy #jeopardyfacts

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A 1970s rock operetta about two different mammals vicious rivalry. What is cat scratch beaver? #jeopardy #realjeopardy #truejeopardy

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When I walked into that bar, I could tell right away I was an old dive The drain was clogged with leaves and the drinks tasted like chlorine

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Reporter: did you kill Cecil, or are you just #lion?
Dentist: there's no #shrug emoji! #emoji #shrug #dontpoach

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Did that dentist really shoot Cecil or is he just #lion? #onthecase #wildcats #idontthinkheslion

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Doctor: it doesn't look good dick. you have male pattern baldness
Me: where's the #shrug emoticon. I wear a hat #emoji #shrug #hats

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Mon: dick, when you getting home for dinner and #Seinfeld?
Me: I don't know how to respond there's no #shrug emoji #emoji #shrug #seinfeld

[Dick Hopper @PrivateDickHop]

I don't do #drugs, but I do #shrug emojis except there aren't any! Don't just #shrug this off #emoji #shrug #whatev

[Dick Hopper @PrivateDickHop]

And there's no#shrug emojis?!? We can't just #shrug that off #emoji #shrug

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Wait a second, what? There's no #taco #emojii #la loves #tacos but we need a picture to prove it #people demanding #tacobelldelivery