Have you ever been standing outside a party, looking in, watching everyone laugh at a joke that you don't know? Have you ever experienced that sinking feeling that comes with all the cool kids exchanging laughs, only to look at you afterwards and smirk, "Private joke."?
Time for the first #DEROPRIVATEJOKES#GIVEAWAY!!!
5 people who Like and Retweet this tweet will recieve a FREE JOKE sent to their personal inbox! Giveaway ends at 0400GMT June 4th 2023.
These giveaway jokes are NOT NFTs!
Vanessa is our newest addition to the team! She likes to keep her workspace clean, and is known to sit for hours in contemplation (trying to come up with her next greatest joke). She talks very little and eats only out of necessity.
Dale has been with the team since he 3 years old when he was sold to us out of the back of a truck. He is highly motivated because we hit him when he stops working. We don't like Dale.
Don't let a lack of hype concern you, we've been busy at our offices crafting our NFTs into dick joke machines. Our writers are being whipped and tortured into delivering YOU a little piece of the $DERO blockchain!
(NOTE: In case of global EMP please forget this tweet)
All proceeds from Dero Private Jokes will be reinvested into the company, in an effort to build a decentralized entertainment network with no external influences on the @DERO_Foundation network.
#DeroNFT#Dero
Have you ever been standing outside a party, looking in, watching everyone laugh at a joke that you don't know? Have you ever experienced that sinking feeling that comes with all the cool kids exchanging laughs, only to look at you afterwards and smirk, "Private joke."?
While the cool kids laugh away in their sexy circle of friends, you can crouch over your laptop in whatever hovel it is that you pretend is a home, the cacophony of your laughter echoing across town. When people ask you what's so funny, you glare at them:
"You wouldn't get it."