Average Rich

Obvious Alt. Off-key Bard. Impeccable jawline. I probably did it. I’ll probably do it again.

[Dubzy @DubzyOnceAgain]

Women are such beautiful creatures I wish they were sane and good people

[Average Rich @PrivyD1]

When buying a car, find 1 that fits well / is a comfortable ride. Something your friends won’t make fun of you for. Clean title and an idea of previous owners is a plus. Always ALWAYS consider the safety of your family.
This tweet is about gun twitter

[Average Rich @PrivyD1]

@Dianexis 😂😂😂

[Campbell @cambelltweet]

She call my rocket Blue Origin the way it explodes prematurely

[Average Rich @PrivyD1]

@mattmpls33 You're such a pussy. Leave the dude doing his job alone. Focus on your 3 made up kids and the two packs of cards you did get (for yourself obvs)

[j @thejaybaybay]

Not gonna lie a pb&j sounds so good right now

[Average Rich @PrivyD1]

Pay heed. Death is a thief of happiness. Be present, release anger, and love those important to you. Live so that when death touches your life, you can celebrate the memory and not be haunted by regret.

[Dan Hollaway @DanHollaway]

"How would you act right now if you knew this was the last time you’d kiss your wife, the last time your children would ask to be picked up, or the last time you’d see a friend?

Would you spend it annoyed, concerned about meaningless nonsense that wasn’t in the room, or would you be present?"

[Average Rich @PrivyD1]

Harses

[Denzel Rust @AdemLuz]

Everyone is always rooting for you. Your parents want you to be a great son. Wife wants you to be a great husband. Your boss wants you to be a slam dunk hire. Every first date you’ve ever been on they’ve been rooting for you to get laid. Every time you started to tell a joke people hoped it would have a hilarious punch line. Your proximity to anyone is a reflection of themself, meaning the deck is never stacked against you, and your failures are completely your own

[Average Rich @PrivyD1]

Lil bro is gonna be a king

[Mittens @JUSTcatmeme]

Why would she post this thinking this is a flex?

[Average Rich @PrivyD1]

@Txp_RBI_Xctuxl This makes me homicidal. And oh the meandering....so much meandering.

[The People's Cube @ThePeoplesCube]

It’s really hot. Make the temps plunge later this week so the tire pressure light comes on, but only in his wife’s car. Have her call him at work about it.

[Average Rich @PrivyD1]

@TheRealAC49 Hold up…

[Average Rich @PrivyD1]

@historyrock_ This list is total ass. Love the Ramones but #2? Parliament/Clash/PE are not in the top 30.
No GNR, AC/DC, Foo Fighters???
Fuck Sublime trounces some of these with one album

[Average Rich @PrivyD1]

@esjesjesj Nah, man, fuck this guy specifically. Not only should he die, but it should be public and streamed to every corner of the country. Any defense of this man is morally deplorable. I would volunteer personally to do it in whatever manner the family wished.

[Average Rich @PrivyD1]

Asking all girls for this moving forward. Better keep that microbiome in check, girl.

[Average Rich @PrivyD1]

@exec_sum I don’t even want to fix her. Just bring her to me.

[Average Rich @PrivyD1]

@Benedicta_Bee I remember bumping this freshman year of college. I loved No Surrender on that CD.
Anyway, it’s time to take some ibuprofen.

[Average Rich @PrivyD1]

@cynicallycute Shana I like you…why are you targeting me??? So rude.

[Average Rich @PrivyD1]

@__sunshine_tt_ Listen, you have to include at least some of AZ. I didn't get yelled at for half my life in small town AZ weird ass redneck slang to not hang with the yeehaws.