Jennifer C.

Mom of 2 👩‍🏫 Wife to a future biochemist 👨‍🔬 Journalism student 📚 SCUBA diver 🙆 and Backpacker 🎒I run on coffee ☕️ wine 🍷 and sarcasm 💩

[Jennifer C. @PrizePopple]

@deftonesfreek I ate out of a pint of non-diary ice cream, and then had 5 slices of pepperoni and a slice of Swiss cheese. 🤷‍♀️ #adulting 😂

[Jennifer C. @PrizePopple]

@martillini @Ceilidhann Oh. Hahahaha. She can get bent.

[Jennifer C. @PrizePopple]

@martillini @Oleary2ndGrade @martillini I’m going to need photographic evidence of you dressed like a teacher. You know, when you start wearing comfy t-shirt material skirts and flats while carrying a cup of coffee. 😜

[Jennifer C. @PrizePopple]

@PedroKiske @BetoORourke Yeah, the “what the fuck did I just see” is plastered across my face right now.

[Jennifer C. @PrizePopple]

Their trolling level is outstanding! 😂

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Today in Spellcheck Can't Save You:

'Smocking' is a type of embroidery made of many small folds sewn into place. https://t.co/3wbxPG24ne

[Jennifer C. @PrizePopple]

@sammyliddell929 @thehill Damn, beat me to it.

[Jennifer C. @PrizePopple]

@joshuamckerrow I’ll help pick up those threads. ✊❤️#futurejournalist

[Jennifer C. @PrizePopple]

@unevadareno really takes care of the parking lot for those of us who have to pay for parking at West Stadium. 😒 #DriveSafe

[Jennifer C. @PrizePopple]

@martillini ... good thing you’re not in the military anymore... 😬

[Andrew Feinberg @AndrewFeinberg]

Oh my god @realDonaldTrump is currently on the phone with service members bragging about the economy and suggesting they are deployed to fight for the economy.

[Jennifer C. @PrizePopple]

@tithenai @ChuckWendig It’s made of unicorn farts, sparkles, and magic. 😁

[Jennifer C. @PrizePopple]

@realDonaldTrump So, not only are you one of the least liked presidents of all times, but you are also the dumbest. Congrats! Now, don’t you have some golf to go play? An ass to kiss perhaps? 🤷‍♀️

[Jennifer C. @PrizePopple]

@realDonaldTrump Do you relish being the laughing stock of the whole world? I mean, you say the most ignorant shit I’ve ever heard, & my ex-husband was also a narcissistic pathological liar (with a hefty side of unmedicated bipolar).. & you trump him, as it were. That’s the only A* you get. ���‍♀️

[Jennifer C. @PrizePopple]

If you don’t know when to use “went up” vs. “gone up” ... or “then” vs. “than”... I’m going to to need you to GTFO. #GrammarMatters #TheStupidItBurns

[Jennifer C. @PrizePopple]

@godless_mom “thoughts and prayers” ... like they do any real good. Sure that’s just what fire victims need! 🙄

[Jennifer C. @PrizePopple]

@thehill I didn’t know attacking only had one meaning... 🙄

[Jennifer C. @PrizePopple]

So much school work and then I hop on here to see that @realDonaldTrump is being a giant fuckmuppet once again. #WhyWeCantHaveNiceThings #fucktrump #JibbersSaveUs

[Jennifer C. @PrizePopple]

@MadmanSpeaks @Alyssa_Milano @realDonaldTrump Best money I ever spent! 😏

[Jennifer C. @PrizePopple]

@PFTompkins @TheGoodGodAbove Shit, my husband sneezes more than once and I’m like “you done yet!?” ... then, when he’s done, and only then, do I dole out a “bless you” for him. After that I just glare at him like he wasted my damn time. 😂

[Jennifer C. @PrizePopple]

@zachbraff Please. Please. Pleaaaaaasee!!!