ProBusinessTipz

Business tips for business people!

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2. Stressed over maternity leave? Throw your baby out the window. The 1st floor employees won't care — they make less than you. #success

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12. Kick off #summer by finally telling your office manager you're a Lizard Person. And it's molting season. #LizardPeople #smallbiz

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11. #Art is over. #God is dead. Twitter is the final frontier. #social

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10. Support #Conservative #ThoughtLeaders, but post about #Orlando as if you haven't fought progress for the last 10 decades. #Lifehack

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this week I listened to every @radiohead album while working and maybe that was a bad idea

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9. Enable your arrested adolescence by switching #careers every year. #Design will be WAY better than #UX, we promise.

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8. Remember: your clients aren't paying for #ROI. They're paying for a self-crippling tangle of nitpicking and bureaucracy. Plus #buzzwords!

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7. Go out there. Give the people what they want. You're not good for anything else. #fun!

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6. Everything you love will go away. Work long hours to forget your mortality! #FunOfficeTips #smallbiz #startup

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@jamesgarside_ Every day of our lives, James. Every. Day.

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5. Great water cooler topics to #impress your boss: Sports. Politics. Imperialism. Casual transmisogyny. Abortion. Genocide. The weather.

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I've got 99 problems and all of them are made up and I live in a nightmare world of my own design #smallbiz https://t.co/3uwLUneeLT

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4. Being #Popular is the only #Way you will #EverBeLoved. Use lots of #Hashtags to end your #CrushingLoneliness. (#Tip: It won't help.)

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3: #SaveMoney on overtime hours by just not paying them. #lifehack #business #startup #innovation #finance #biztips #smallbiz #WhoDaBoss

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1: Need #business #inspiration? #GetOffTwitter. No, seriously. Get some real friends.