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[Ishaan Tharoor @ishaantharoor]

Oh my god this whole thread

[avocado-at-law🏳️‍🌈 @ProGuacVice]

@JasonUkman @HelenBranswell @LizzyLaw_ @statnews 🍊🍊🍊

[avocado-at-law🏳️‍🌈 @ProGuacVice]

My eBay account is 26 years old and I don’t like that either

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

I think this is the first time I’ve actually seen “20 years ago” on a YouTube video and I don’t like it

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

You defunded Elmo.

[Barred and Bearded @RileeDHarrison]

Client: I have all the evidence you need to win.

The Evidence: 3 blurry screenshots and a gut feeling.

[avocado-at-law🏳️‍🌈 @ProGuacVice]

@MatthewSitman https://t.co/zkDkf9HUaq

[Alyssa Leader @alittleleader]

The hardest part of my job is being a juvenile lawyer at 5ft tall and most of my 14 year old clients are taller than me. Like good morning judge, Alyssa Leader on behalf of Braden and if you need he can lift me up closer to the podium.

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

This is the coolest thing ever. We’re at NASA getting a tour from astronaut Anne McClain. This is us entering the Orion capsule that flew around the Moon in April.

[Pat Dennis @patdennis]

Are you telling me my tax dollars are being sent to rebuild all the shit that Pete Hegseth blew up also with my tax dollars

[Lyss @lyssssnicole]

Not now sweetie Hunter Biden is shitposting

[Christian Stegmaier @cstegmaier]

Today, we commemorate the 82nd anniversary of the Allied Landing at Normandy.

What these brave souls did that day and in the weeks thereafter, hedgerow by hedgerow, all the way to Paris was nothing less than saving the world. We give thanks for this courage and sacrifice.

[avocado-at-law🏳️‍🌈 @ProGuacVice]

@js_avvamericano @DietCoke_Esq That’s what they all say, moral turpitude

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Need the Pope to release an encyclical against Teams calls

[avocado-at-law🏳️‍🌈 @ProGuacVice]

@TylerDinucci Generic ballot should be a lot higher. I’m worried Dems are going to get complacent about their chances this summer.

[TSA @TSA]

Protein shakes? 3.4 oz or less, but rotisserie chickens??? As many as you can fit in your carry-on.

[Ben Sasse @BenSasse]

i can still live another 50 years if @Mike_Pence has the courage

[avocado-at-law🏳️‍🌈 @ProGuacVice]

@RobertFreundLaw A bit ambiguous to me. Deadlock is defined as 45 days of disagreement. And roulette doesn’t kick in until the Deadlock has been unresolved for 45 days. Not sure if that is another 45 days or the same 45 days.

[Peter Lucier @PeterLucier]

Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

My daughter’s lemonade stand was struggling, so we pivoted to AI compute.

She’s been acquired by Microsoft for $1.2 billion.