I Am Daniel

Art is ma passion
I love everything about it

[I Am Daniel @ProKarma]

I attended a crusade and someone touched my shoulder and said "YOU WILL WALK". I didn't bother because I knew I was not lame. After the crusade, I touched my pocket and I couldn't find my wallet which contained my transport fare```
!!!... Behold, *I WALKED*😂🤣🤣😂

[I Am Daniel @ProKarma]

Alafu my brother!!😲😲🤔🤔 Imagine having sex 🍆💦🍑with your teacher and asking;
" May I cum In madam? "

🙆🏽‍♀😆😆🤣🤣🤣😂😂

[I Am Daniel @ProKarma]

You think ignoring me will hurt me?
I've been ignored by my own brain in the exam hall and I didn't die!*
🤣🤣🤣🤣

[I Am Daniel @ProKarma]

Can you go naked in front of yourself especially when you are not around

[I Am Daniel @ProKarma]

DAT embarrassing moment wen u r staring at a beautiful lady & ended up stepping on shit by d road side.
Just die😁
Still stunning

[I Am Daniel @ProKarma]

Facebook and WhatsApp is for us
Who are childish 😁
If you think you are mature
Go to Bluetooth and gallery😊😊
still stunning

[I Am Daniel @ProKarma]

Nowadays guys, Hmmmm. It’s raining and you are still telling someone’s daughter to enter your room.

Are you Noah?
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
👨🏾‍⚕️

[I Am Daniel @ProKarma]

A boda boda man after a busy working day🥶🥶🥶
Doing analysis

[I Am Daniel @ProKarma]

Everywhere is slippery I nearly fall into someone relationship 🤦🤦🤦

[I Am Daniel @ProKarma]

When your crush finaly texts u.
Crush: are u good?
You: yes especially in bed

😂😂😂😂😂

[I Am Daniel @ProKarma]

After the pastor said lets share the grace😋

_sister grac
_shouted_.....

_Pastor😎_.... !!!!!
God punish you, How can the
whole church share me 🤥?
Even last night🙄 I couldn't
handle you😣 alone and
you want the whole church🤠 to
share me.* 🤔The pastor fainted

[I Am Daniel @ProKarma]

When u think he is done fucking you, then boom he says "stand up and do like your fetching water" 🤣😂that's when you will understand why the Bible advised you to flee from fornication 😂🤣😂
Still stunning.... @ProKarma

[I Am Daniel @ProKarma]

Ugly girls wil do whatever u ask of them until it's time for abortion..then u will do whatever they ask of u😂😂😂
Still stunning.....256Goat

[I Am Daniel @ProKarma]

Having sex with a deaf and dumb girl can be so stressful 😪 instead of her to moan when cuming she'll be like ebe, ebeeebebebee ebebe
😹😹😹🏃🏽💔
Still stunning.... I remain your boy 256 goat😂🤣🤣

[I Am Daniel @ProKarma]

Qns: What's worst than heart break?

Me: Finding numerous bugs in a code

[I Am Daniel @ProKarma]

@SsendiH 😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣ikr
U be like my head is aching but paining from the stomach

[I Am Daniel @ProKarma]

7yr old me going to school because my mom didn't believe the story about heart attack in my kidney🤣😂🤣🤬🤬🤬

[I Am Daniel @ProKarma]

The correct spelling is SCHOOL not SCHOOL, you put the first "O" before the Second "O" 😎😎😎
Am i loud

[I Am Daniel @ProKarma]

When you give the tourists wrong directions as a prank and after a few days u see them being announced on TV as missing😰😰

[I Am Daniel @ProKarma]

Today I covered the mirror
So that I do not go through it again 😒😒😒😒😒

Am tired of goin past my bed

🥴🥴🥴I hate nonsense