Professional Nerd

i write my mind...

[Professional Nerd @ProNerddd]

In the end they'll judge me anyway, so whatever.

[Professional Nerd @ProNerddd]

True friendship is sending one word with zero context and getting a full essay back instantly.

[Professional Nerd @ProNerddd]

I'm a little fucked up. Aren't we all.?

[Professional Nerd @ProNerddd]

My parents gave me advice my whole life that I ignored and am now slowly discovering was correct.

[Professional Nerd @ProNerddd]

Believe in the version of you that doesnt give a fuck.

[Professional Nerd @ProNerddd]

Some jackasses are unaware of their jackass status.

[Professional Nerd @ProNerddd]

someone tried to insult me today and the attempt was so creative I almost complimented the effort. Almost.

[Professional Nerd @ProNerddd]

Hate requires energy I've reallocated to more productive investments.

[Professional Nerd @ProNerddd]

Nobody's ever clicked the way she did.

[Professional Nerd @ProNerddd]

we should have a 3-day weekend every weekend.

[Professional Nerd @ProNerddd]

it's so embarrassing when you make a silly face at a baby and they do not care at all.

[Professional Nerd @ProNerddd]

all of my systems are nervous.

[Professional Nerd @ProNerddd]

unfollowing someone after they don’t follow you back is equivalent to the walk of shame.

[Professional Nerd @ProNerddd]

scientists are saying I’m lowkey chill as fuck and a vibe.

[Professional Nerd @ProNerddd]

I work hard at everything except the things I should be working hardest on.

[Professional Nerd @ProNerddd]

I’m okay with smoking, alcohol, and marijuana, but cocaine is where I draw the line.

[Professional Nerd @ProNerddd]

I can only imagine how “I Can Only Imagine” became a movie.

[Professional Nerd @ProNerddd]

My bank account and I have something in common: we both struggle to make ends meet.

[Professional Nerd @ProNerddd]

Running into your ex when you look incredible is the universe's way of balancing the times you ran into them looking terrible. It evens out eventually.

[Professional Nerd @ProNerddd]

Some people enter a room and raise the energy. Others enter a room and drain it like a phone left without a charger overnight. Know which one you are.