The Accountant

Satan is simply the warden of a very large prison. Quiet man actually. Thoughtful. And he's well read. // {RP 21 +} // #DriveAngry AU #TWD AU #BPRP

[The Accountant @ProPeccatisTuis]

@Be_Extra_Nice -- to his books for a beat, lifting a cold smile to #Simon.} See you soon.

[The Accountant @ProPeccatisTuis]

@Be_Extra_Nice -- up my ass!' {snorts} Thanks, but no thanks. I have all the relationships with "people" I want.

{Canting his head, he dropped his gaze -

[The Accountant @ProPeccatisTuis]

@Be_Extra_Nice -- when the lights come on. Complaining about every. little. thing. 'Hellfire burns!' 'Help! I'm on fire!' 'But I don't want a pitchfork --

[The Accountant @ProPeccatisTuis]

@Be_Extra_Nice I've got more than my fair goddamn share of /people/, Simon. {muttering} Fuckin' things multiply like cockroaches, skittering away --

[The Accountant @ProPeccatisTuis]

Well, hell-o there @Be_Extra_Nice!

Your name is /definitely/ on the books.

[The Accountant @ProPeccatisTuis]

Once again for the bookkeepers in the back.

I run the ledger in Hell.
I won't do /your/ fucking business accounts.

We clear?

[The Accountant @ProPeccatisTuis]

@ButtholeTattoos {winks} Application to the top of the list, beautiful.

[The Accountant @ProPeccatisTuis]

@ButtholeTattoos Wrong? {snorts} It's practically mandatory for employment at Home Office.

[The Accountant @ProPeccatisTuis]

-- as you know. {cough}

@SurrenderMyHart

[The Accountant @ProPeccatisTuis]

It's your birthday, @SurrenderMyHart?

Excellent. Remember! Committing any of the Seven Deadlies doesn't count on your birthday.

As far --

[The Accountant @ProPeccatisTuis]

{sets anyone who gives @BoondockBaby a hard time ablaze, just because he can} #EmployeeOfHellPerks

[The Accountant @ProPeccatisTuis]

-- looked to the radio and stilled.}

I don't have to eat with him, right?

@Cant_GoBack

[The Accountant @ProPeccatisTuis]

-- thin lipped smile and pushed to stand, head bowing.} Consider it done, boss. {Stilling, distaste flickering across his features, he --

[The Accountant @ProPeccatisTuis]

-- {Resigning himself to the job ahead, recruiting @Cant_GoBack to help retrieve what @_SecretJesus had stolen, he gave a pleasant, if --

[The Accountant @ProPeccatisTuis]

-- "YES."

Did none of them notice that 'Terminus' sounds a hell of a lot like 'Terminal'?

"APPARENTLY NOT."

{snorting} Dumbasses. --

[The Accountant @ProPeccatisTuis]

-- {whistling} Fuck me. He built this 'Terminus' place?

"ONE OF ITS RESIDENTS."

Ah. And people just walked right through the gates? --

[The Accountant @ProPeccatisTuis]

-- "... TOUCHÉ."

{Exhaling heavily, he flipped open the file on @Cant_GoBack, brow arching at the man's long /long/ list of sins.} --

[The Accountant @ProPeccatisTuis]

-- .@ReverendShane_ back down to their side.}

Okay. Why?

"LIFESTYLE CHOICE. MAYBE WE DON'T JUDGE?"

That's kind of what we do. --

[The Accountant @ProPeccatisTuis]

-- idly wondering whether or not @KenDollAnatomy had to deal with this sort of weirdness upstairs, and if it was too late to bring --

[The Accountant @ProPeccatisTuis]

He what now?

"EATS PEOPLE. LOTS OF PEOPLE."

{Blinking, he stared at the small radio perched on the corner of his overly large desk, --