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Tweeting the daily verbal that comes in via the Professional Shop at a Golf Club. Retweets & mentions are our speciality. #PSW #ProShopWankers

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@littleade75 I suppose he’d sneaked up the rankings.

Harman? Was he fancied widely?

Maybe Todd Hamilton was the last big Open outside and that’s 21 yrs ago

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So who is gonna win at RP?

A top 10 in the world or a journeyman?

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@littleade75 Spaun 3 weeks ago?

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I know there are so many wankers about but this guy has got the July crown 👑

“Found this Z-Star on the course and it’s got a crack in it. Do you think Srixon will replace it?”

😮 You found the fucker! Buried for weeks in a ditch. It’s 5 yrs old at least and you didn’t buy it!

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@Ben_J_Blank It crossed my mind

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Over 75% against the brand of the pub society.

Interesting.

Next question who actually buys Vice balls? 🥴

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@andywellie

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You’re a serious club golfer, handicap irrelevant…..

Would you ever wear that oil rag shit from Druids?

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@andywellie Said no one

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@fifegolfer Is it over priced? You not just getting better quality and finish? I mean it won’t fall to bits after a putting warm up will it ?

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@Ben_J_Blank You sound proud to wear that badge

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@Ben_J_Blank You missed off

Vile✅
Makes fat fucks look fatter ✅
Styled by C&A✅
Worn by wank society members✅

Think we’re covered

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@mooreerinxxx I’d give you one!

[Paige Spiranac @PaigeSpiranac]

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@lavaxgrl Golf

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I follow loads of #foremost pros and all I see is exactly the same social post at the same time.

Today was Nemesis hole day.

So unoriginal and lazy

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@PaigeSpiranac Hot 💥

[Cara Banks @CaraBanksNBC]

It’s a Golf Central week in studio for me 🤰🏻… don’t miss tonight’s show at 7pm ET on @GolfChannel with @chambleebrandel as we recap Rd 2 @FarmersInsOpen … Nick Dunlap’s big pro announcement ahead of @attproam , more from @PGAShow & @LPGA first full field event this season.

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@mrsandiofficial Bang u

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@PaigeSpiranac Your knockers help too