Matthew Szymanski Ph.D.🧬🔬👨‍🔬

Professional Nerd Dad.

[Matthew Szymanski Ph.D.🧬🔬👨‍🔬 @ProSubzero]

9 launches and 9 successful recoveries. One didn't deploy the parachute and came down like a dart, but it survived!

[Matthew Szymanski Ph.D.🧬🔬👨‍🔬 @ProSubzero]

@GetSpectrum surely we get a discount on our bill while ESPN is taken away, right? Sports is the only reason to have cable at this point.

[Matthew Szymanski Ph.D.🧬🔬👨‍🔬 @ProSubzero]

Just popping back here to say fuck @GetSpectrum @Ask_Spectrum. Openly daring people to keep the service.

[Matthew Szymanski Ph.D.🧬🔬👨‍🔬 @ProSubzero]

This place sucks. Closing up shop now that Threads had a nice update. Feel free to join over yonder.

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[Matthew Szymanski Ph.D.🧬🔬👨‍🔬 @ProSubzero]

@elonmusk @teslaownersSV Holy fuck this is stupid.

[Matthew Szymanski Ph.D.🧬🔬👨‍🔬 @ProSubzero]

Goodbye TweetDeck and the last usable element of twitter.

[Max Woolf @minimaxir]

Twitter/X is throttling link clicks to the @nytimes website by causing a 5 second delay during the redirect.

[Matthew Szymanski Ph.D.🧬🔬👨‍🔬 @ProSubzero]

@Jim_Jordan *deep breath*... FUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Matthew Szymanski Ph.D.🧬🔬👨‍🔬 @ProSubzero]

@mhansen0207 Tough night to find time to watch a movie...

[Matthew Szymanski Ph.D.🧬🔬👨‍🔬 @ProSubzero]

He tried that in a small town.

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

FBI special agents shot and killed a Utah man accused of threatening President Biden and other officials https://t.co/5kzrpUiZIG

[Matthew Szymanski Ph.D.🧬🔬👨‍🔬 @ProSubzero]

@Justin12393LEE @itsJeffTiedrich How embarrassing. Paying twitter to have this idiocy at the top of the replies. Woof.

[Matthew Szymanski Ph.D.🧬🔬👨‍🔬 @ProSubzero]

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[Matthew Szymanski Ph.D.🧬🔬👨‍🔬 @ProSubzero]

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[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

Fuck off.

[Matthew Szymanski Ph.D.🧬🔬👨‍🔬 @ProSubzero]

@LakeEffectXJ jeep drivers

[Matthew Szymanski Ph.D.🧬🔬👨‍🔬 @ProSubzero]

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[Matthew Szymanski Ph.D.🧬🔬👨‍🔬 @ProSubzero]

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[Matthew Szymanski Ph.D.🧬🔬👨‍🔬 @ProSubzero]

"My brain is saturated in dumpster water!"

[Matthew Szymanski Ph.D.🧬🔬👨‍🔬 @ProSubzero]

"I've always been dumb as a brick, but now that is being celebrated by deplorable people and I can make money off it!"

[Charly Arnolt @CharlyOnTV]

Always been anti-vax, just was never able to say it out loud until now.

[Matthew Szymanski Ph.D.🧬🔬👨‍🔬 @ProSubzero]

Preparing my X-it....

See Threads links below.