Wolfgang

mdni / 24 / she/they
pro olympic champion worm eater // bugs and tcgs

[Wolfgang @ProWormEater]

just a girl who luvs her phone :p

[Wolfgang @ProWormEater]

scratches head okay who let this guy on the mic

[dérick ᡕᠵ᠊ᡃ່࡚ࠢ࠘ ⸝່ࠡࠣ᠊߯᠆ࠣ࠘ᡁࠣ࠘᠊᠊ࠢ࠘𐡏 ♡ @noqueefsgiven]

spiritually, i have both a penis and a vagina

[Wolfgang @ProWormEater]

new commander deck is loading

[Wolfgang @ProWormEater]

how is veggie tales a christian show for kids when they look horny all the time

[rio 🪲bug oomf @colligocritters]

counting my balls.. 1.. 2.. eh.. 1..

[Wolfgang @ProWormEater]

i did the open the archives draft and had so much fun :DDDDDD
https://t.co/l0M633yLOO

[jynx @miiagarro]

my bush literally grows thicker than your beard lower your tone

[🚬 Alois // Sofia 🦋#HEALING @YVES0ULX]

bush and armpit hair the way God intended

[Wolfgang @ProWormEater]

I learned so much and my deck is silly and it makes me happy and YYAAYYY

[Wolfgang @ProWormEater]

played pauper for the first time tonight:DDD I had so much fun !!!!!

[efilly ♡ @efillysux]

as a beautiful woman, i don’t want to play with marvel cards :/

[Wolfgang @ProWormEater]

i am tired of being exclusively a commander player and im trading in a bunch of staples to build this so yay

[Wolfgang @ProWormEater]

i built my first pauper deck :D would appreciate feedback!!
https://t.co/EYpacx3gd1

[Wolfgang @ProWormEater]

"I think there are girls with anime profile pictures that don't play about his penis"

[๑ï @pupzwhining]

how it feels

[Wolfgang @ProWormEater]

just discovered this guy and i am getting some serious gender envy

[Wolfgang @ProWormEater]

i have two serialized Shardbugs TCG cards and im looking to let them go. not sure how to go about selling them since they're from a new TCG but figured id post wherever asking lol

[Lσla Sιlҽɳȥισ @silenziomio]

The Grotto of the Nymphs, from Pierre Louÿs’ The Songs of Bilitis by Willy Pogany (1926).

[Wolfgang @ProWormEater]

hello i still exist it's just hard

[rio 🪲bug oomf @colligocritters]

pet play but I get put into an terrarium, you feed me jelly and spray water on me once a day