Processing Preschool

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“Your crayon ran out of ink.” #charcoalpencil #conversationswitha4yo

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“A net is like a fish swing.” #nocontextkidsquotes #4yo

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“I want to play with the bladder cocks.”

He meant “fabric box.” 🤣 #nailedit #conversationswitha4yo

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“What does your daddy allow at your house?” #nocontextkidsquotes #conversationswitha3yo

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“She blewed me!” #nocontextkidsquotes #conversationswitha4yo

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“I like my mama sometimes!” #nocontextkidsquotes #conversationswitha3yo

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Nothing like getting “Baby Beluga” stuck in your (adult) housemate’s heads on your day off. ✌🏻🐳 #preschool #raffi

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It Happened To Me: "Teacher I have a bead stuck in my nose!" 😱😨😫😤🤣 #naptime #preschool #fourhoursandonedaytovacation

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“The baby dinosaurs! They have CAVITIES!” #nocontextkidsquotes #conversationswitha3yo

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“There are no booster seats on rockets!” #nocontextkidsquotes #conversationswitha6yo

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“I’m upside down!”
“How does it feel?”
“SO yoga.”
#conversationswitha4yo

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“I’m not a boy or a girl. You can call me ... Ladyspin!” #conversationswitha4yo #gendertheory #nonbinary #preschool

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“I’m going to punch you in your boob!” #nocontextkidsquotes #conversationswitha3yo #naptime

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“Yeah, his friend was 4 but now he’s 40 so that’s how I got my sweater.”
#nocontextkidsquotes #conversationswitha4yo

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“Do you know what my absolute favorite thing in the world is? Picking glue off my fingers! Just kidding. It’s boring.” #nocontextkidsquotes #conversationswitha6yo

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“My little spy something ... chair!” #nocontextkidsquotes #conversationswitha3yo

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“Dragons eat tacos. Tacos are spicy!” #nocontextkidsquotes #conversationswitha3yo

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Lost my voice so everything I say is low and hoarse and upon hearing it a child asked, “are you a daddy?” #preschool #conversationswitha3yo

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“What’s up, (child’s name)?”
“ ..... Love you.” *immediately walks away* 😭 #conversationswitha4yo #nocontextkidsquotes

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“What are you making?”
“Lettuce that is growing into a GIANT!”
#conversationswitha4yo