Guy Probably

(Not even close to) Official Correspondent/Color Commentator for the Tokyo Lift. Definitely not a swarm of blaseball bees in a trenchcoat. He/They

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{surprised}

It has been brought to my attention by eagle-eyed fan @shrek2gamecube that my bio does not include the key information that I can bench 500.

Apologies, Lift fans, I ran out of characters and just assumed everyone already knew!

[Norin🐚| 🔜 Anime Expo T4 @TunaMahou]

i love Fuecoco

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@BrassSeagull Hi there! Guy Probably, local correspondent for the Lift! Welcome to Tokyo and do you have anything to say to all the excited Splorts fans or there as the volunteers finish putting out the trail of flame your descent etched in the pavement?

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@BrassSeagull is emerging from the crater as we speak! Legscraper staff have several fire extinguishers and a package of energy bars.

[Guy Probably @Probably1Guy]

AND PLUMMETING TOWARDS TOKYO IS....

FARRELL SEAGULL!!!!

incredible news! Welcome, Farrell!!

[Guy Probably @Probably1Guy]

THEY DESCEND, folks! Players are now dropping from the black hole!

[Guy Probably @Probably1Guy]

Further updates as needed. Until then, stay Swole!

[Guy Probably @Probably1Guy]

GOOOOOD (technically still) MORNING TOKYO

fall number three is scheduled for this afternoon! The Legscraper is buzzing with excitement.

There's been an update to my communications protocol. As this frequency becomes unstable, I hope to migrate to https://t.co/PlO3P4D0uu!

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...aaaaaaand that seems to be it for this week! Another belch is scheduled for next week, same time! For now, we're going to see if @SilviaRugrat has finished getting that pachinko machine installed in the locker room and can welcome her new teammate!

Stay Swole!!!

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Careening towards the Legscraper we've got.... Sources are telling me...

BARRY BURKHARD

What an incredible name for a Lift player! I'm sure Barry will enjoy Tokyo once he is unearthed from the rubble

[Guy Probably @Probably1Guy]

And here we go, Splorts fans! They've started shooting out!!!

[Guy Probably @Probably1Guy]

T(okyo)-minus figured minutes until belch time! Our expert retrieval team is out underneath the event horizon, gym mats at the ready.

Hoping for returning faves but happy to welcome new lifters no matter who they are or how much collateral damage they cause on the way down!

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{renewed excitement}

GOOOOOD MORNING TOKYO!!!

Guy Probably here with your pre-fall minute! We are just a few short hours away from another belch from the black hole that swallowed all of reality. Who will join Silvia Rugrat on the new Lift roster? Stay tuned and stay Swole!

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@SilviaRugrat At least one of those is understandable!

Tokyo is lucky to have such a skilled blaseballer land in our roster! Is there anything you want to say to fans or to any teammates who might be jettisoned this way in the future?

[Guy Probably @Probably1Guy]

Hang in there Splorts fans, we're going to try to get you all an exclusive interview with @SilviaRugrat following her decontamination protocol from the crater!

[Guy Probably @Probably1Guy]

And it seems that the black hole is satisfied for now!! We'll keep our eyes in the formless skies, Tokyo, and Silvia will be formally welcomed as soon as she is no longer on fire!!!

[Guy Probably @Probably1Guy]

AND THE FALL BEGINS

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I'm getting reports that the fourth Wyatt Mason has landed, as well as the void where the original used to be, NaN, in Ohio!!!