Big Dad on Campus

The trumpets roar as the Burger King falls. He cries out to a pantheon of dust. All he ever knew, gone with his last heartbeat.

Whopper Sr. in stores now!

[Big Dad on Campus @ProbablyAmDad]

Oh, this old thing?

*points at cock*

"It's got a 3.6L v7 Flat engine in it and is rarring to go."

*detaches and flies into oncoming traffic*

[Big Dad on Campus @ProbablyAmDad]

@clu_sauce What a scumbag. Who in their right mind would sleep with a woman?

[Big Dad on Campus @ProbablyAmDad]

@Razgrizone0097 @ivy_sly_ "Dude, are you buying the new Halo?"

"At first, I wasn't gonna, but then I saw the achievement guide and I NEED to unlock the Blood Gulch Margaritaville achievement - (spin 3 times on the top of either base in Blood Gulch with lime green armour and a sombrero equipped)"

[Big Dad on Campus @ProbablyAmDad]

@MKihysm @Bryce_Estelle White Liberal ass response

[Big Dad on Campus @ProbablyAmDad]

@JesusIzzKING @DougWhi78730304 @Ash_Lee_IRL If you liken me, a man, to poop, ONE MORE TIME, I will hurt you.

[Big Dad on Campus @ProbablyAmDad]

@Cretaceous27738

[Big Dad on Campus @ProbablyAmDad]

@nypost Yo, shut the fuck up NYPost

[Big Dad on Campus @ProbablyAmDad]

@AtelierMissor_ Ahaha yes. Give my country a Sisyphus statue whose underlying meaning will completely go unnoticed by 90% of our citizens.

[Big Dad on Campus @ProbablyAmDad]

Amelie 2: Infinity War

[Big Dad on Campus @ProbablyAmDad]

@Uhuruku Seconding this. I'm starved looking for this set/track.

Please lmk.

[Big Dad on Campus @ProbablyAmDad]

@plsdontweethat THIS IS WRONG! That shoebox anarcho-evangelist said, "God hates flags. I hate queers.".

[Big Dad on Campus @ProbablyAmDad]

@plsdontweethat Okay there, Aaron.

[Max Perez @Constantgamer]

The "Los Angeles Film School" is were ill go to study Game Production

[Big Dad on Campus @ProbablyAmDad]

@uhdoesthiswork Hamas Time

[Big Dad on Campus @ProbablyAmDad]

Hummus time.

[Big Dad on Campus @ProbablyAmDad]

@uhdoesthiswork Appleritas TONIGHT

[Big Dad on Campus @ProbablyAmDad]

Hummus? Yum.

[Mackenzie Dobias @uhdoesthiswork]

me when someone says hummus

[Big Dad on Campus @ProbablyAmDad]

Big Hummus Fan.

[Big Dad on Campus @ProbablyAmDad]

Whatever happened to W, Musk?

[Big Dad on Campus @ProbablyAmDad]

@TateTheTalisman True ally of women right here