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Not so random sports, entertainment, and wrestling takes. And other shit.

[Absolutely My Burner Account @ProbablyNotGreg]

But the president is attending…and all that comes with that.

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

Very bad vibes on this release for a team that’s been operating at historically high vibe levels

[Absolutely My Burner Account @ProbablyNotGreg]

I never thought this would be Griselda

[THE BIG HOMIES BIG HOMIE @PARTEEIZMS5000]

Shots fired😳😳😳😳😳

[Absolutely My Burner Account @ProbablyNotGreg]

Finals got people in the feelings tonight.

[Pelicans Lead @PelicansLead]

Just sucks watching us get lapped every year by every #1 overall pick

Wemby in the Finals
Edwards two WCFs
Cunningham won a playoff series

And the Thunder rebuild faster (with SGA 2x MVP)

Meanwhile we have 2 playoff wins and two 8th seeds to show for

[Absolutely My Burner Account @ProbablyNotGreg]

Fucking @DanhausenAD

[Absolutely My Burner Account @ProbablyNotGreg]

Who said the economy was bad?

[Dan Wetzel @DanWetzel]

Game 3, NBA Finals, Madison Square Garden.

[Absolutely My Burner Account @ProbablyNotGreg]

So many people shitted on that Mike Brown hire.

[Absolutely My Burner Account @ProbablyNotGreg]

The Pelicans are about to be active and big-game hunting. Gayle didn’t can so Joe could continue on the steady path. More than half of the roster flipped last offseason and the changes will continue. I take the Jaylen Brown as more of a market indicator than a zeroing in.

[Absolutely My Burner Account @ProbablyNotGreg]

@BattleRapBets Chandler was KR insurance. My money is on Neal.

[Absolutely My Burner Account @ProbablyNotGreg]

There isn’t a team in the league that doesn’t have high IQ people. Sports by nature has its pick of the litter for talent, often not having to pay them what they’d make in other industries simply because of the lure of the entertainment industry. Now ownership…that’s variable.

[Justin @ProPelsTalk]

I like having High IQ minds in the building.

Amanda Green is a high IQ mind. Great hire by Joe Dumars

[Absolutely My Burner Account @ProbablyNotGreg]

@FearTheBrown Thoughts?

[Absolutely My Burner Account @ProbablyNotGreg]

The respect the @Saints have for @camjordan94 is real. I’ve been reading team rosters since a kid and I don’t recall ever seeing a team keep a player who isn’t under contract listed as a free agent. Subtle, but noticed.

[Absolutely My Burner Account @ProbablyNotGreg]

@BattleRapBets Everybody trying to feed the algorithm.

[Absolutely My Burner Account @ProbablyNotGreg]

That’s quite the evolution for the University of Phoenix.

[Pop Core @TheePopCore]

Dr. Chris Brown adds another academic achievement to his résumé, earning a Master of Fine Arts (MFA) in Arts Entrepreneurship.

“I move in silence, but try to grow in public.”

[Absolutely My Burner Account @ProbablyNotGreg]

Anyone who thinks Chris Olave is getting less than $35M AAV is delusional. And I find the obsessing over another man’s “worth” is weird.

[Absolutely My Burner Account @ProbablyNotGreg]

Yes, Mickey is definitely the bad cop to Kellen’s good cop persona. But be clear, if Kellen Moore had a strong vision for Alvin, the commentary from the Saints FO would sound much differently.

[NOF @nofnetwork]

#Saints HC Kellen Moore's full comments on Alvin Kamara reporting to practice:

[New Orleans Pelicans @PelicansNBA]

All-Rookie duo @derikqueen1 🎙️ @jeremiahfears2

[Absolutely My Burner Account @ProbablyNotGreg]

That pick gets you Jordan Poole off the roster, not Trey Murphy.

Why would you trade a slight, momentary downgrade from Jaylen in III, who also makes less than half what Brown does, let alone what that lottery scenario could bring in 2027? Relax…

[New Orleans Pelicans Latinoamerica @NOPLATAM]

La clave de todo este traspaso: La primera Ronda de 2027.

La Primera Ronda de 2027 que controlan los Pelicans es, posiblemente, la mas valiosa de todo el próximo Draft.

Suponiendo además que Trey, DJ, etc deberían estar en la ecuacion.

La negociación se plantara por este lado

[Absolutely My Burner Account @ProbablyNotGreg]

@JamesConnick2 @Impatientbull Would not make it past the initial screening

[Absolutely My Burner Account @ProbablyNotGreg]

It’s absurd, and born out of sheer offseason boredom. And Pelicans fans are eating that shit up.

[Will Guillory @WillGuillory]

Just want to make sure I'm on record saying any talk of trading Trey Murphy is absolute insanity

[Will Guillory @WillGuillory]

Just want to make sure I'm on record saying any talk of trading Trey Murphy is absolute insanity