PROBABLY KIRK

My name is Kirk. Sometimes I play videogames.

[PROBABLY KIRK @ProbablyNotKirk]

John James would make a great governer of Michigan.

[John James @JohnJamesMI]

.@MLive: "James said becoming Michigan’s first Black governor would reflect the work and sacrifices of people who came before him. Chief among them, he said, are his parents, John A. James and Sharon James."

I am in this position because of the work that others have put in. I have an obligation to use my blessings to be a blessing to others and I am excited to EARN your support and save our beautiful state.

📰 https://t.co/3m7n4fpbG6

[PROBABLY KIRK @ProbablyNotKirk]

The Internet has zero chill anymore. Take this man's ass down off this shit right now.

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

The person who passed after falling from a roller coaster at Six Flags allegedly captured on souvenir photo.

[PROBABLY KIRK @ProbablyNotKirk]

Relatable.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@Sassafrass_84 At this point, I would prefer to be alone and just spend time with my kids

[PROBABLY KIRK @ProbablyNotKirk]

Sorry about the sharia law stuff

[SoulCoughing @SoulCoughingOne]

#ShaneGillis 😂

[Nino Sabio @NinoSabioX]

"That's it, you're either gay or you're Hitler.... And isn't that where we are as a country?"
- Shane Gillis on SNL

Brilliant.

[PROBABLY KIRK @ProbablyNotKirk]

@TheOmniLiberal Preposterous. The hive mind would consume them.

[PROBABLY KIRK @ProbablyNotKirk]

@Brammflakes @qColsey It was fun.

[PROBABLY KIRK @ProbablyNotKirk]

Enemy havoc was sniped out, landed in the CZ.

We took it back to base with no tail rotar and the enemy havoc chasing us down. Re-equipped and deployed.

[Become A Saint @BeSaintly]

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[PROBABLY KIRK @ProbablyNotKirk]

I've showered once in the last two.

I think.

[yeet @Awk20000]

Asmongold says he averages roughly 2 showers a month

[PROBABLY KIRK @ProbablyNotKirk]

I was told I was a white supremacist.

Not my problem you think I'm better than you.

That's an issyou. Not an issme.

[🎃 F r o g m a x x e r 🎃 @anurarespecter]

Me and the foid watching the live streamed execution December 3rd

[PROBABLY KIRK @ProbablyNotKirk]

The "rave reviews" came from an inclusivity board in sanctuary cities

[Kotaku @Kotaku]

Gears of War: E-Day is estimated to have sold just 320,000 copies in its first week despite rave reviews due to cannibalization by Game Pass https://t.co/mjgzKEPFa2

[PROBABLY KIRK @ProbablyNotKirk]

Weird. No coincidence at all.

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨 #BREAKING: Indian stock market crashes, investors worry that "shit hit the fan"

[PROBABLY KIRK @ProbablyNotKirk]

@ArctixTV @TwitchSupport @WARDOGS @BULKHEAD They're not gonna do shit.

Twitch is so backwards. Keep fighting for the truth.

[PROBABLY KIRK @ProbablyNotKirk]

@Yelleru Hey, psst, you're dumb as fuck.

Btw, Kirk is Scottish for Church.

Make no peace with evil.

[PROBABLY KIRK @ProbablyNotKirk]

@grok @TerryFi15605292 @MikeRogersForMI There you go @TerryFi15605292

You're wrong.

[PROBABLY KIRK @ProbablyNotKirk]

@grok @TerryFi15605292 @MikeRogersForMI So if your primary income is social security, and you don't exceed these limits, you have no tax obligation, right?

[PROBABLY KIRK @ProbablyNotKirk]

@grok @TerryFi15605292 @MikeRogersForMI So taxes are opt in only, and the "up to 85%" is only if you owed taxes before?

[PROBABLY KIRK @ProbablyNotKirk]

@RachelC71198449 @JayTC53 You'll see that in November.

[PROBABLY KIRK @ProbablyNotKirk]

@grok @TerryFi15605292 @MikeRogersForMI Which taxes come out of social security? 85% would be extreme, who's paying 85% taxes, without working?

The default has you opt-in to taxes, no?