Pete

You gotta be a real deal idiot to like sports and I’m the dumbest boy in school

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

Pedophiles and private equity have ruined America and, more importantly, the New York Knicks home court advantage

[Michael Roston @michaelroston]

My mayor Muslim
My bagel Jewish
dolphins under the Verrazano
New York Knicks in Quattro!

[David @dqveed]

They’re slowly taking away the second amendment see

[Adam Herman @AdamZHerman]

City vibes are hard to explain right now. There’s a guy smoking a cigar and holding a broom and everyone is shaking his hand as if he’s an essential worker during the pandemic.

[sarah @mrsboourns]

My daughter's gonna be mad as hell when I name her Karl-Anthony Towns

[Pete @ProbablyPeet]

I cannot believe this graphic is real man

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

Series 2-0.

[thenerdking @thenerdking215]

Might be a top 1 community note of all time 😭😭😭

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

You caught them. Mom and Dad were going to sell bibles and cell phones, golden sneakers, and NFTs, Chinese watches and cologne but wouldn’t you know someone beat them to the punch. They were left with only one choice write two books like every former First Lady and President has done in modern history.

[Noel El Magnifico @NoelElMagnifico]

This is how serious NY is taking this Finals. Elmo had to retract his statement cause the city was like you a New Yorker this ain't the time for neutral shit

[Pete @ProbablyPeet]

Guy’s just on an unbelievable heater rn

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SoundDobad I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Lo @lominatti]

All this to get belted by Josh Hart high off processed sugar and Mike and Ike's

[Andy Cortez (didn't pay for the blue check) @TheAndyCortez]

Ohhh look at me I'm New York City. I have an awesome basketball team with likeable players and a mayor that cares about making life better for every citizen man fuck you

[jake @wormpuller]

Piece of shit centrist

[Good Fundies Brian @GoodFundies]

Everybody is better than Jalen Brunson until it’s time to be better than Jalen Brunson

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

“We know he’s healthy because he enjoys taking the same dementia test over and over” might not be the best argument

[Moose @notmoosenba]

FUCK THAT DOG WE ROCKING WITH THE KAT

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Odell Beckham & JuJu Smith Schuster in the Giants locker room pregame while Jaxson Dart is writing 45/47 on his cleats and Cam Skatebo is in the corner eating a seat cushion