Dr. Sleemo

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[Dr. Sleemo @ProbablySalim]

Posting random #southpark clips

[Chino @ChinoUTD]

🚨 Gonzalo Montiel on assisting Messi’s equaliser:

“When I got the ball, I knew someone was free. I couldn’t see who. I just remember thinking, ‘Please let that be Leo.’ So I played the pass…then looked up. It was Leo.

The funny thing is, I never looked back at the goal. I just joined the celebration. To be honest, every one of us wants to assist him. I was just happy it was my turn.”

[Sxnti @PeakSxnti]

"Put him in Argentina team"
"Put him in Arsenal team"
"Put him in that City team"
"Put him in that Boko Haram team"

Meet Bruno Puthim ladies and gentlemen.

[Prince @MUFC__Prince]

They will never admit that he is limited to only one style of football. Counter-attacking/transition football. Hoof and chase

[Dani oyazarbal 🇪🇸 @General_D__]

Ronaldo fans don fool gan o

dem draw first game against congo they talk say na same way argentina no win their first game for 2022 😭😭

[Doctuche @lidocaine_v2]

Thank you Colombia for following the FIFA script and losing on penalties 😂😂

[UtdTruthful @Utdtruthful]

🚨🗣️ Bacary Sagna on Egypt’s disallowed goal: “It’s a FOUL, there’s contact, he stepped on his foot. The VAR did well.

“Referee? His game management was SUPERB, I'm comfortable with the decision, there’s a contact.

“As much as I celebrated Egypt’s goal, it’s a foul [on Lisandro Martinez]”.

[has Real Madrid robbed a club ? @Has_RMrbdaclub]

Here's 1 hour and 21 minutes of Real Madrid robbing teams.

[has Real Madrid robbed a club ? @Has_RMrbdaclub]

same thing happened in Portugal vs Colombia match and the referee didn’t award Colombia a penalty!!!

[F A I T H 🇪🇸 🇦🇷🇳🇴🇲🇦 @Friendlysars_]

By that beautiful logic, Ronaldo would still be here

[OGi 🐐 @BCNOgi]

Messi pen miss, record breaking assist, incredible equalizer, Argentina rigged shouts, Argentina racismo shouts. This game had it all. His haters can cry for decades now. Get in.

[J. 🇭🇷 @JosipFCB93]

Next step for these people is clearly to pretend 2022 never happened 😂

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

Messi fans: "Omo now that Messi is out, we will have to rewarm our 2022 world cup pictures"

Messi:

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

By now Bruno Fernandes and Vitinha for don dey chop insult because dem no carry Festus

Messi give im guy one, chop one, allow im boy finish work make everywhere mara mma

[J. 🇭🇷 @JosipFCB93]

The game started with people saying this wasn't a penalty and ended with people saying Salah contact was a penalty. I'm fucking crying man 😂😂😂

[J. 🇭🇷 @JosipFCB93]

French refs in charge of Argentina game - rigged for Argentina

Argentine refs in charge of France game - rigged for Argentina

😂😂😂😂

[jesse alordiah 44DB 🇳🇴 @jessealordiah]

messi in tears today, ronaldo in tears yesterday.

make each fan base come explain why dem dey cry

[Reshad Rahman @ReshadRahman]

…and it has begun 😭😭

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Leo Messi HISTORIC performance vs. Egypt:

• 1 assist
• 1 goal
• Scored the equalizer
• 5 shots
• 5 dribbles
• 28 carries
• 2 big chances created
• 6 key passes
• 8 duels won

THIS IS FOOTBALL HERITAGE! 💫

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: Lionel Messi becomes the World Cup's all-time leader in both goals and assists! 🇦🇷💫