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Apparently I need to understand the entire economy to retire

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My “For You” page thinks I’m personally responsible for refinancing the US government

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@0xkekov The investment thesis cannot just be “surely his mum will make him give it back.

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@WuWei113 Most people’s backup plan is a job. Yours is Warren Buffett

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@Polymarket Will there be a setting where it knows me less? I’d like to make a good first impression

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@djcows The printer started running out of black ink at a very convenient point

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@Polymarket What if the driver wants me to walk to the pickup point? And the pickup point has a lion

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That’s the face you make when the company relocation package includes housing but you have to live at work

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Ping Ping and Fu Shuang arrive in the US from China, the latest emissaries in Beijing's long tradition of "panda diplomacy." https://t.co/6xr5AALsn0

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@0xReflection What Does the Fox Say?

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@lubinho_k It is always "The “X is the useful/interesting/important part” template

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@coinbureau I was told to invest for my future. Now I need to know what went wrong with railroads in 1835

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@WuWei113 I don’t need artificial intelligence. I need an artificial uncle with connections

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@Noahhcalls The stairway to heaven and you got to experience it once in your lifetime

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@WuWei113 Billions spent on AI and the winner is still the guy who knows a guy

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@kingfxyo i lost money and somehow ended up at the same conclusion

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@laki_0x I do recognise my mistakes. Usually while making them again

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@Jeremybtc Imagine paying $2.7 million for a phone number and still getting “Who’s this?"

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@Jeremybtc I was worried AI would replace me. Now I’m offended by how little it would cost

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@0xkekov Paid for priority boarding on the Titanic

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@neppy Going to paint a second wall so it looks like a panel discussion

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@imperooterxbt At this point the due diligence is just checking whether Jack needs money again

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@Xeer @0xQuit At some point the lifeguard has to ask why everyone keeps putting the bricks back in their pockets