The Problematic 5000

[The Problematic 5000 @Problematic5000]

*leaning in to the mushroom-enhanced coffee vendor at the health expo*

"Did you put your dick in the coffee?"

[I'm so money and I don't even know it 🇵🇸 @Problematic3000]

Something about this acupuncturist makes me nervous. I've been in the waiting room for an hour sitting on pins and needles.

[I'm so money and I don't even know it 🇵🇸 @Problematic3000]

I miss Gene Kelly so much that I still visit the cemetery once a year to tap dance on his grave.

[The Problematic 5000 @Problematic5000]

😆 "What version do you think Joe Rogan was taking? You think Joe Rogan went to the *pet store*?"

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

Dave Smith tells Theo Von: "When I debated Chris Cuomo… it was startling to see how comfortable he was just lying. Lying through his teeth."

[The Problematic 5000 @Problematic5000]

@Parodyjeffx @grok Don't know how I feel about the use of "perceived" in Grok's reply. It's not inaccurate and the data did come from "Global Country Perceptions."

But perceive has a slight tinge of gaslighting, does it not? Because you said "hated."

[I'm so money and I don't even know it 🇵🇸 @Problematic3000]

20 years ago, I worried that the next generation would use Google all the time for easy things as a replacement for using their brains.

Well, the joke's on me because nobody googles shit anymore.

Dipshits just flooding Reddit with "i wanna get a dog what kind of dogs are there"

[I'm so money and I don't even know it 🇵🇸 @Problematic3000]

You can hate the Right. (I don't, but you can.) But don't pretend they were wrong about everything.

Life is not so simple as thinking you can just pick a side and delegate your critical thinking to "the experts."

It's up vs down, not Left vs Right.

Signed,
The Populist Left

[I'm so money and I don't even know it 🇵🇸 @Problematic3000]

Language app is not screwing around.

[I'm so money and I don't even know it 🇵🇸 @Problematic3000]

Bruce Lee practicing the nut tap 10,000 times before he heads out to drink with the fellas.

[I'm so money and I don't even know it 🇵🇸 @Problematic3000]

"Millions of people are on OnlyFans and I will do whatever I can to get them off."

[I'm so money and I don't even know it 🇵🇸 @Problematic3000]

We interrupt your scrolling of Israeli titty Instagram to bring you...

[I'm so money and I don't even know it 🇵🇸 @Problematic3000]

[old-timey gangsters robbing the wrong kind of bank]

"Spoim... Spoim everywhere. Get rid of all this spoim."

[I'm so money and I don't even know it 🇵🇸 @Problematic3000]

Just occurred to me that Trump's signature looks like a failed polygraph test.

[Censored Humans @CensoredHumans]

Greta Thunberg gives her first words after she was released from Israeli prison where she was beat and forced to kiss the Israeli flag. She says the story is not about them, the story is about Gaza.

[Irlandarra @aldamu_jo]

Welcome them into our homes , fed them and showed empathy as they escaped persecution..

How did they repay us?? They stole our homes!!

You really can’t trust a Zionist!! Free Palestine 🇵🇸

[The Problematic 5000 @Problematic5000]

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[The Problematic 5000 @Problematic5000]

Follow the #GlobalSumudFlottilla (link in reply) 👇

[The Problematic 5000 @Problematic5000]

I don't like to nitpick grammar but could we collectively nip "could of"/"would of"/"should of" in the bud? It's getting out of control.

[The Problematic 5000 @Problematic5000]

You haven't seen Gune? The one with the cum jabber?

[The Problematic 5000 @Problematic5000]

Ursula never removed the sand vein from that shrimp. That, right there, is how you establish a villain.