Problematic Number One

Prepare for the WILL RIKER experience!

Making it so!

Parody

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Have a banging New Years, fam! I know I will!

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@DoomerPike @DataRacist If you're playing Minecraft above the age of 15, there's definitely something wrong...

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Do her nipples become organic steel, too?

...asking for a friend.

[wanda's moving @zatannaspells]

rasputin IV that's it that's the tweet

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Let's be honest - a lot of us wish we could lick our own balls.

[miiyauwu | 🦋@miiya.page @PearlteaRizzy]

Lions lick their balls.

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@lathdin I'd hug you, but I'm problematic.

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@Cons_Cooper @ROY_MXRACE @MuraaruM @DataRacist Au contraire mon frère! Telling people where I like to shove my genitals is exactly what defines me!

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@Aero_567 @DataRacist @CorruptionPoint They wouldn't accept mine.

Sad face.

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@DataRacist @CorruptionPoint No, shit! Samerz!

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@StellaKnocker 10/10 - would wear

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@OPBH007hd @DataRacist That's what all the girls say.

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@IhnenJan @BorgCubee @DataRacist @Doomer_Armus *Apprentice

Looks like the Borg autocorrect needs an update. That shit seems to crash like an Enterprise--hard and often.

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@DoomerPike @WSakura6 @DataRacist Exactly how much cream was in that coffee that lead to the Klan designation?

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@Doomer_Armus @WSakura6 @DataRacist I just considered he went full-retard in a glorious, 'fuck all of you' fashion. He's fucked with that emotion chip so many times, his brain has to be fried, positronic or not.

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Hee-hee.

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This is Starfleet Officer material...

[LiftQueen the Creatine Creature (100/100)@ Akaicon @LiftQueenCos]

Christmas may be over but the gains never stop

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@_3pFoxian_ Poison Ivy League gonna' getcha'!

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Is Star Trek Discovery really Star Trek?

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@CorporalGrilli1

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@RikerAlly "You're out of line Mister Alright!"

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"Galaxy Quest? More like, I'd rather watch Star Trek: Nemesis."