Donnie Trump

Cuntgrabulations on reading my bio! To prevent confusion: This is a PARODY account and has no affiliation with Donald Trump, despite abundant similarities.

[Donnie Trump @ProblyDonnie]

My new tanning cream will be available VERY SOON! Good!

[Aleksandar Rakic @rakic_ufc]

I'm free in December @Mickmaynard2

[Daniel Cormier @dc_mma]

I have no problem with the way Anthony Smith just acted when you talk all that shit and you get beat the way Ryan Spann just got beat we don’t need to shake hands and hug Anthony is an OG and do not play. Really was an easy night for @lionheartasmith great job!!!#UFCVegas37

[Daniel Cormier @dc_mma]

There was no hug and I’m happy he didn’t hug me I didn’t or don’t need that. The things that go so far can’t just be buried once the fight is over. I was sad at presser and Jones showed no pity. It was perfect! No fake friends once the fight is done!

[michael @bisping]

Cocains a hell of a drug. Sorry I mean testosterone. Human growth hormone and whatever else he’s on.

[Donnie Trump @ProblyDonnie]

FAKENEWS

[Donnie Trump @ProblyDonnie]

Check. Check. Check. And check.

[Donnie Trump @ProblyDonnie]

Check. Check. Check. And check.

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

Morning all.

1. The President tried to conspire with a foreign country to destroy his political opponents.

2. He sent out a transcript verifying this.

3. His aide released text messages detailing the conspiracy.

4. This isn’t allowed in a democracy.

Have a great day.

[Donnie Trump @ProblyDonnie]

PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT!!!

[StrictlyRockers 🇺🇦🌻 @christoq]

"I moved on him like a bitch. I didn't even ask, I just started impeaching. And when you're the Speaker of the House, they just let you do it. You can do anything. Grab 'em by subpoena. Depose 'em. You can do anything." - Nancy Pelosi

[Steve Bannon @PRESlDENTBANNON]

FBI: lying
CIA: lying
NSA: lying
Hillary: lying
Obama: lying
Media: lying
Democrats: lying
Mohammed bin Salman: honest
Vladimir Putin: honest
Kim Jong Un: honest

So much winning

[Donnie Trump @ProblyDonnie]

Are you still a believer in Julian? Because at seven it's marginal, right?

[Steve Bannon @PRESlDENTBANNON]

THEY GOT SANTA

[Donnie Trump @ProblyDonnie]

🍊✋☝️👌

[Stop Trump @StopTrump2020]

Describe @realDonaldTrump in 4 emojis or less

[Donnie Trump @ProblyDonnie]

god i wish that were me

[Ivanka Trump @IvankaTrump]

Happy 3rd birthday, Theodore!
You have brought joy and laughter into our hearts and home each day of your little life. ♥️

[Donnie Trump @ProblyDonnie]

#FakeNews

[Donnie Trump @ProblyDonnie]

Brett #Kavanaugh should've become a star before attempting to rape Ford! When you're a star they let you do it! You can do anything! Very SAD judgement on his part!!!
#ButHerEmails

[David Yankovich @DavidYankovich]

To Iranian President Rouhani: I AM UNDER INVESTIGATION FOR OBSTRUCTION & TREASON. I JUST MET WITH THE RUSSIAN PRESIDENT & ATTACKED MY OWN GOVERNMENT WHILE SUPPORTING HIS. THEN I INVITED HIM TO THE WHITE HOUSE. I NEED TO DIVERT ATTENTION FROM THAT SO I AM THREATENING YOU INSTEAD.

[Donnie Trump @ProblyDonnie]

I had my fingers crossed the whole time!!
#ButHerEmails https://t.co/0kYIWvbAsF

[Donnie Trump @ProblyDonnie]

I LOVE Muzlems.👌 They're wonderful people.🤚 Just great.
They add to this rich countries muslin tapestries.👌 They're breathtaking btw. TRUST me.🤚
I wish them all a WONDERFUL GREAT and BLESSED Ramada!👌 I've been there and it was TREMENDOUS! Believe me.🤚 I recommend it.☝️ https://t.co/Q2yem8ernq

[The Hill @thehill]

Trump shares Ramadan message praising the "richness Muslims add to the religious tapestry of America" https://t.co/s6LkXAUKaA

[Donnie Trump @ProblyDonnie]

Finally got rid of FAILURE #IranDeal!! BIG STEP toward peace!!! Pulling out of deals is the PERFECT👌 way to make friends!!! I should know. I've got loads of friends. They're great, great, wonderful people. Trust me. Nobody has friends like I do.
#ButHerEmails

[Donnie Trump @ProblyDonnie]

The Waffle House shooting was a false alarm! The shooter was NOT a Muslim!!! It was only another white guy!!! No condemnation required. 👌

[Donnie Trump @ProblyDonnie]

I've created countless jobs! Jobs in the Judicial Branch and Executive Branch ESPECIALLY in my cabinet!!! #MAGA #BUTHEREMAILS #FOUNDMYPHONE

[Donnie Trump @ProblyDonnie]

President Trump has lost his Twitter privileges until morning.

-Pence