Robots made me post

was socially distant before it was hip (aka lazy introvert)

sometimes I want to do things but the robots want me to post first

[Robots made me post @ProbsNotARobot]

Any society in which citizens fear for their life or well-being while in the presence of police officers has failed on a fundamental level. #DefundThePolice #DefundNYPD

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I entered the A Brief Intermission Lottery for free tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: https://t.co/DQSeJppZ7K

[Robots made me post @ProbsNotARobot]

I can also just meet you at the theater before the show! It’s a physical ticket bought from the box office. I won’t ask for payment until the handoff, and I’m happy to meet up (preferably in a public space) with no commitment to purchase so you can verify it first!

[Robots made me post @ProbsNotARobot]

I have a mezzanine ticket (no obstructions noted) to see @GreyHouseBway for tonight (Sat 7/29) at 8pm. Looking to rehome it for face value ($79) so that the seat doesn’t go empty! Can meet you in Manhattan at any point today to hand off! #broadway #nyc #theater #tatianamaslany

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I entered the RICHARD III Lottery for a chance to win free tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: https://t.co/pBtWMZTD68

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I entered to win $15 tix to see Assassins on @TodayTix! Enter here: https://t.co/PHqzJRHGLn

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I entered to win $15 tix to see Assassins on @TodayTix! Enter here: https://t.co/PHqzJRHGLn

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I entered to win $15 tix to see Assassins on @TodayTix! Enter here: https://t.co/PHqzJRHGLn

[Zack Zadek @zackzadek]

RT if you think the Lincoln Center archives should, nay must, be made available online for all during this next case surge. cc: @nypl_lpa @NYPL_Theatre

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Just sliced my finger opening a bill for my health insurance. Oh the irony.

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Getting back to the roots of why I first started this twitter... I entered to win $15 tix to see Assassins on @TodayTix! Enter here: https://t.co/PHqzJRHGLn

[Robots made me post @ProbsNotARobot]

So, @lucydacus had the @NPR number 3 song of the year and yet, she has not been the musical guest on SNL, but several of those much lower on the list have. Also worth noting that several folks who did NOT make the NPR top ten list have been on #SNL this year... #conspiracy ??

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Reminder that Brett Kavanaugh *still* remains credibly accused of sexual assault on multiple accounts w/ corroborated details & this year the FBI admitted it never fully investigated.

Yet the court is letting him decide on whether to legalize forced birth in the US. No recusal.

[Robots made me post @ProbsNotARobot]

Alright, I feel like we are living through another Mandela effect moment because just 24 short hours ago I would have SWORN ON MY LIFE that it was omNicron, not omicorn... and I studied Greek a few years back. Anyone else wondering what alternate reality that n disappeared to?!

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Either I saw @HaileeSteinfeld while out walking my dog today or I saw someone who looks nothing like her and definitely isn't her. And I honestly am starting to finally understand why everyone tells me to shut up during the "name that face" portion of trivia. Faces are hard.

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Yo why are we having so many consecutive bones days?! I woke up this morning like, no way today is also a bones day, can't be, I don't even have bones! But alas than darn pug was all haha wake up and go to work dum-dum, it's a bones day!!

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The really fun thing about having asthma like symptoms as part of long-haul covid is that if you miss even a single dose of your twice daily steroids it becomes a toss up between withdrawal headaches & an asthma attack that simply lasts for days & pretty much ignores albuterol.

[Robots made me post @ProbsNotARobot]

I really wish more of my friends read @nytimes because that art friend piece was a mood and a half and I really need to discuss it with people.

[Amanda Deibert @amandadeibert]

When he says he’s married with five kids but “it’s complicated”

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This seems too good to be true, but in any case, I laughed so hard I snorted...

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For absolutely no known reason, I have been up since about 5am (after going to bed at 1:30a). Not even my dog is currently awake, although I do have a suspicion that she may be the cause of my current predicament. It's going to be an interesting day.