Regal Probs

everything wrong with regal.

[Regal Probs @ProbsRegal]

Me: Enjoy your movie

Customer: You too! Oops, you’re not watching a movie! Hahahaha

Me:

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“We’re in Crazytown. I don’t even know why any of us are here. This is the worst job I’ve ever had.”

-White House Chief of Staff John Kelly

-Also My Manager

[Regal Probs @ProbsRegal]

Sorry, I can’t get on register, I’m about to box up this oven food.

*Oven has 7 minutes left*

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We are closing early
#SeduceMeIn4Words

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When a rude customer wants to see a sold out movie

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We would like three drinks. No two drinks. One medium one large. No both large. Two sprites. No one sprite one dr pepper. Oh pibb is trash give me two sprites. What do you mean my card declined?

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“I’d like a large popcorn with butter on half, layered with three coats of butter and salt spread throughout and then pour out the popcorn into this plastic bag I brought and refill it again but this time do it with one hand tied behind your back”

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It really do be like that sometimes

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When a customer is screaming at the concessions workers and the new kid starts crying

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-You have a free ticket on your RCC card!

-Awesome!

-$1.64 please

[Regal Probs @ProbsRegal]

“I climbed over the caution tape you put up around the hazardous area and hurt myself. How dare you treat your customers this way.”

Me:

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When a customer tries to explain to you how the rewards system works

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When someone from a Regal in a different state says they make almost twice as much per hour as you.

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When you call your manager to deal with an asshole customer and your manager cusses them out and gets them to leave.

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We’re reaching levels of shitposting that shouldn’t even be possible

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When you get put in box for the first time and you didn’t know answering the phone was part of the job

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*Me driving to work*

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@wetcattmatt No, the real heroes are the guys who refill ice before we even notice we’re out

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When you’re nice enough to let someone sneak food into their movie but they leave their trash on the floor