Starbucks Probs

Being a barista is harder than you think! This is just for all the partners who can relate and complain and entertain

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Bogo more like bo-no

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Sorry but you can't get a skinny anything around here

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You better be nice to me I'm the one that controls what goes your drink

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When you're tall and blonde and someone orders a tall blonde and you're just like

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It's so cute when i call out a venti latte and then two seconds later you say is this my venti latte lol just kidding please stop

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Don't ask me how I'm doing if you're going to spout off what you want in the same breathe

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RT if you want to wear your nose ring on the floor #gethowardsattention

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RT if you want to be able to show your tattoos on the floor

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Rt if you went to work today purposely misspelling everyone names #gessika

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"Non-fat extra whip" is the Starbucks equivalent of a Big Mac, large fry & a diet coke. @ProbsStarbucks

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*scans customers phone to pay for order*
Customer- I have a free one
Me

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"Ima get sugar free nonfat no whip drink but also that chocolate croissant" like okay???!!!!?????

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"Lies to customer about the milk I used"

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There is no such things as a Frappuchino "light" sorry white girls

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"I said no whip cream"

Me-"then take it off???!!!???"

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*pretends not to see you try to get my attention through the window*

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You CANT JUST SCAN YOUR PHONE WHENEVER YOU WANT

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You don't know how hard your life is until you don't have a pitcher rinser

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"Can you give me a ten and two fives and five ones"

"Aww I'm so sorry our sign actually says Starbucks not Bank of America"

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When I ask u for ur name how bout you give me the short version like Liz not eellllizzzaaabbbeeetthhhh