Procrastinators89

I'm a wizard.

[Lucy Hale @Hale_Fail]

(Also please be nice to the @Outriders social team. It’s Easter weekend and they’re working their butts off to communicate and resolve any issues. They the MVP).

[Procrastinators89 @Proc89]

@ScottyDoggy1969 @brookerino7 Based on internet calculators, just taking the time to travel 588m km I got 3 hours... This is not counting any initial or terminal velocity

[Brad Williams @funnybrad]

Congratulations @FluffyGuy.
To counter this, Pizza Hut is releasing
“The Brad Williams XXL Hunger Destroyer Pizza,”
which is just a single Bagel-bite

[Brad Williams @funnybrad]

This year we lost Black Panther, live music, and now you’re trying to take away dwarfs? Is there ANYTHING left to bring us joy? #DamnYou2020

[Procrastinators89 @Proc89]

@ScottGandhi @RadarX I was watching a stream today and there's a Ronin Knife bug. Shoot, ADS, and pull the knife at the same time and it flies super fast. https://t.co/dVNomiZhe5

[Procrastinators89 @Proc89]

@ScottGandhi Hear me out. New Rogue idea. Dog Rogue. No weapons, Passive is faster revives, Active ability is disabling enemy Rogues by forcing them to pet you.

[Grant County Sheriff @GrantCoSheriff]

Counter-drug ops at #Paradiso2018: 30 dealers arrested, 80+ criminal charges filed. 2000 Molly pills plus cocaine, LSD, ketamine, ‘shrooms seized. Teamed up: @GrantCoSheriff INET, @PdQuincy, @wastatepatrol, Adams SO, @CBP, LEAD task force, @LiveNation

[Procrastinators89 @Proc89]

@Kaykrisify Um, excuse you, that appears to have MEAT on it. You said you were vegan now!

[Procrastinators89 @Proc89]

@CORSAIR Thanks @CorsairSupport for all the help! Quickly able to get my problem solved!

[Procrastinators89 @Proc89]

@CORSAIR my 6week old K70RS died this week. What gives? Also, your subreddit shows I'm not the only one! Pretty disappointed

[Procrastinators89 @Proc89]

Imagine the ant colony you could destroy if the Hubble telescope was turned toward the sun...

[Procrastinators89 @Proc89]

Y'all. Check out this game! https://t.co/EBlfOctn35

[Procrastinators89 @Proc89]

I knew there was a reason I never go to @Walmart. Went in to ask about the @NintendoAmerica switch preorder. "What does the website say?"

[Procrastinators89 @Proc89]

Checked my PC temps for the day after running a 10hr stress test. I hope that max is a glitch...

[Procrastinators89 @Proc89]

It's not every day you listen to your parents debate on whether Freddy Krueger had a penis...

[Procrastinators89 @Proc89]

@PurveyRadio I used Bernie as a write in vote. I didn't think it would work, but just in case...

[Procrastinators89 @Proc89]

Today's the day I open a savings account. Anyone know of a bank that accepts bottle caps?

[Procrastinators89 @Proc89]

Oh hey. It's Friday

[Loot Crate @lootcrate]

Big thanks to our friends at @Logitech @LogitechG for the hookup. Want to win the G502 and Harmony Elite? Like & RT! Winner picked 5pm PST!

[Procrastinators89 @Proc89]

@BrandSanderson looks like Hoid found his way to Tamriel!