I was talking to a friendâs little girl, and she said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, âIf you were to be the President, what is the first thing you would do?â
She replied, âIâd give food and houses to all the homeless people.â âWow - what a worthy goal.â I told her, âYou donât have to wait until youâre President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, and sweep my sidewalks and driveway, and Iâll pay you $50. Then Iâll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food or a new house.â
She thought that over for a few seconds âcause sheâs only 6. And while her Mom glared at me, the little girl looked me straight in the eye and asked, âWhy doesnât the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?â
And I said, âWelcome to the Republican Party, sweetheart.â