Rick Webb

UK Government Procurement Specialist, CIPS Yorkshire Branch Committee, Proud Public Procurement Geek ***All views are my own; RTs are not endorsements***

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@MarkHalperin In an age of information, ignorance is a choice

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@UberUKI_Support @alexsobel @WestYorksPolice @ubereats_uk Criminal damage to one of your delivery robots, 6.30 PM today, Headingley, Leeds. Perpetrators clearly participants in the Otley Run, likely to be in The Hyde Park pub now.

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@StarbucksUK Are your deliveries of pine place really as unreliable as store staff claim and do the machines really break down that often? Or do the staff just not like making it?
No I don’t want an Americano for the same price. It isn’t, and never has been, about the price.

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@YodelOnline I did do this yesterday but still no response. What’s happening please?

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My @NakedWines Xmas order due 26/11 still hasn't arrived.
Honestly, why does anyone still use @YodelOnline as couriers?

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@CurrantlySte Yep, I’ve just found out I’ve got covid. Probably caught it at defected.

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@NakedWines @NakedWines the naked team have been excellent in responding, already engaging with the team. Sadly neither of us getting any information out of @YodelOnline

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I have 2 tickets for Craig Charles at the Wardrobe tonight (23 Oct) - can email. Would love to go but sadly not well enough @CCfunkandsoul @wardrobeleeds

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.... let's just pretend nothing's happening, they might not notice. "EVERYTHING'S FINE, OK?" #civilservicelive

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There are clearly technical issues with #civilservicelive this morning, but why the radio silence? Come on guys, let us know what's going on!!! @BrayLeinoEvents @Dods_Training @UKCivilService #civilservicelive

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@TeamKnowhowUK As this was 3 weeks ago, obviously I’ve made other arrangements

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@TeamKnowhowUK hi, I’m trying to order a Dell laptop product code 681540 and the “FREENEXTDAYDEL” code doesn’t work. Can you help?

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@VicsterLS @Rickontour Shit fact: both pubs are named after the same tree. Sky rack derives from “shire oak”

And I’m an Oak boy myself

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@DeakonBuck @Kerijiano Where was the place in Leeds taking on patients?

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@susie_dent I need your help! I posted this undeniably hilarious quote on LinkedIn with the line “2020 in 3 words”. Someone has pointed out that technically it’s 4 words.
Is it? Does a contraction of 2 words still count as 2 words? Am I wrong or is there a small chance I’m not?

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@GrahamAllsopp @SophWrightChef Did you get the answer? I seem to remember “goes in the blender for an eternity” and little else!

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@annie_byniaeth My cat Tyler says he’s available for a date with Belle whenever she likes. He wants to discuss distraction strategies to see if he can pick up any tips

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@virginmedia Hi, my Hub 3.0 has red light (overheating). I’ve checked service status, run tests, restarted& reset. Still get red light.
0345 454 1111 - says call centres closed. Online I’m caught in a loop with no clear option to report a fault. Next steps please?

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@Dadsaysjokes My partner asked if all my jokes are about vegetables. I said “not nece-celery”.