ProduceCaptain

Serving up prescriptions for your taste-buds!

[ProduceCaptain @ProduceCaptain]

Carrots, who ate it best? RT for horses, fav for bunny rabbits. #carrots #horses #bunnies

[Victor Shi @Victorshi2020]

Never forget: Kevin McCarthy said, “I'll give you the truth why I'm not speaker. It's because one person, a member of Congress, wanted me to stop an ethics complaint because he slept with a 17-year-old.” That member is Matt Gaetz.

[Election Enjoyer @ElxMapping]

Guys, we are so back! It looks like The Onion has funding again, and this new election clip is better than ever.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

While they are shamefully dropping deep fakes of Dr. King, here is my REAL ass trying to get a better view at his going home ceremony. You may try to take away our history classes and change the textbooks. But our history is beyond your reach. We lived it and we will tell it.

[Daniel Sugarman @Daniel_Sugarman]

Just thinking of that time in 2018 when Quincy Jones gave a couple of remarkable interviews with eye-popping details. RIP to a real one.

Here's the Vulture interview (1/2)

https://t.co/lbBGA01wju

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

You were warned

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Fox News freaking out about Hillary’s health in 2016 but make the footage Trump

[Slarty Bartfast @Poppy_yyyyyyyy]

I am absolutely crying at this clip from what is apparently an actual drama about NYC firefighters and not a comedy series.

[Fearghas Kelly @FearghasKelly]

I better go superviral for this...

[ProduceCaptain @ProduceCaptain]

Superbad, Booksmart, Blockers

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Which three movies should be watched together as an unofficial trilogy?

[Bad Medicine Sketch Comedy @BadMedicineDC]

Busy doin hot girl shi- 🕯️

[ProduceCaptain @ProduceCaptain]

how is my patio full of both mosquitoes and spiderwebs?

[Big Schlim Taste Tester @BigSchlim]

Katsouprinis? Twice a month I’m going to review the lowest Google rated spots in the D.C. area! I’m curious. It’s so much good food here…what about bad food. Those ratings might be true, or not!! Let me save you some money…I’m going to go find out!!
First stop…

[alex norris @sillyalexnorris]

protest

[Ash Preston @TheAshPreston]

Queen & Annie Lennox/David Bowie rehearsing Under Pressure.

So much going on here!

Everyone's outfit, Bowie with a lit cig throughout, where Annie PROPER GOES FOR IT, George Michael watching in the background. The amazing voices!

It's incredible! No notes ❤️

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Real talk. Not enough rappers explain the various types of legumes really a fascinating part of the food world and we could use a few bangers about them and so forth.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Experts Warn Number Of Retirees Will Completely Overwhelm Scenic Railway Industry By 2030 https://t.co/jgHp0EecEK

[DC Public Library @dcpl]

Improv for All! - A workshop with the @WITimprov Theater

Saturday, January 28
1:00pm - 2:30pm
MLK Library

Register:
https://t.co/UaArzG6swY

[Brennan Murphy @brenonade]

Artist explains the Ticketmaster monopoly