Mashu, the Great Cedar Mountain

Hist/Econ teacher, UM alum, fmr MMB trombone, soccer goalie, fantasy hockey champ, dad.
Fantasy hockey pod host on @ShortShiftsKK w/ @keepingkarlsson network.

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@Ghostofcynthia You're such a stupid liar.

Just say "I got really mad a Black guy got elected, so I supported the stupidest, most vile racist available, and if he rapes kids? Bonus."

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@Ghostofcynthia Your guy can't snap a ribbon in place, no AI slop needed.

What a fucking loser you must be to have to fool yourself.

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@blai10205 From the empty kettle who brought us "Virginia vote totals can't be accurate because I'm too scared to step foot in a city."

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@LoriAnn1163 @RepOgles You will believe literally anything you are told to believe.

What a free thinker.

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@RepOgles Dork alert

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@RepOgles Interesting, since you vote for and vote with child rapists and have no concerns about it.

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@RepOgles Hey I can't remember, are leftists total pussies who can't even properly differentiate between different kinds of guns, or antifa super soldiers who will kill every god-fearing yokel they can get their hands on? It's hard to follow the flip flopping nature of your propaganda.

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@RepOgles Hey, do you ever think about how whisking the barely-trained, GED-washout ICE killers to hide from justice and avoid accountability actually makes the rest of ICE less safe?

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@On3 Saban is sad that the SEC can't win in an even playing field.

Sucks to suck! Congrats on knowing for sure that your "dynasty" was a fraud.

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@CoopersBucks2 @OhioStateFB I'm going to take a pause from enjoying another classic episode of "CJ Stroud vs it's cold out" to point out that this post is stupid as hell and pretending Michigan fandom is four years old is braindead behavior.

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@SuppressedNws1 When I dress up like Kerrigan, Mother of the Swarm, it's cosplaying because I'm not actually Kerrigan, Mother of the Swarm.

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@JulianColin @highbrow_nobrow I mean, you'd expect this to be the case based on demographics. But also yes, looking at rates not totals.

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@EWErickson Sure, if you're fucking stupid.

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@MattWalshBlog Matt Walsh never improved anyone's life the tiniest bit, so I'll take this vile opinion with a grain of salt so large that if I put it in my yard I'd be bagging bucks in no time.

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@EricLDaugh @BowTiedPassport This is the amount of respect Eric holds for his viewers.

He assumed they'd all be fooled. People who weren't fooled, well, it proves the same point, right? No, but you can try that route if you think your followers are absolute morons. Which is a good bet for Eric!

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@svcigar @EricLDaugh Reading is hard, I know.
Try just reading the name at the top first.

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@EricLDaugh So the No Foreign Wars people are big into war now, in much the same way the Destroy the Pedo Ring people have suddenly been struck deaf and dumb.

At least we're protecting Europeans from cocaine!

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@realordinaryguy @grok @Filip7416682639 @RpsAgainstTrump Have = face

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@realordinaryguy @grok @Filip7416682639 @RpsAgainstTrump Buddy, if we're not have down in the mud taking enemy fire trying to preserve the riches of giant international corporations, are we even American?

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@RpsAgainstTrump Good morning to the No More Wars people.

You may line up right behind the Republican Health Care solution people and the Destroy the Pedophile Ring people and the Trade Wars Are Good and Easy to Win people and the