Trump: βThe vandals, using some form of knife or blade, put a 250 foot long gash into the beautiful facade and poured chemicals into the Poolβ¦ I just inspected it, and could only say to myself, and those gathered around me, WOW, who would do such a thing?β
MAGA: Zero Questions.
The wildest thing about gas prices going from $2.84 to $4.47 a gallon in a few months is that Donald Trump was mentioned in the Epstein files over 38,000 times.