𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚗 𝚂𝚘𝚕𝚘

[𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚗 𝚂𝚘𝚕𝚘 @ProfBenSolo]

https://t.co/eYB9SmRAuI

[𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚗 𝚂𝚘𝚕𝚘 @ProfBenSolo]

//the narrator: that was a lie

Seriously though, I know Twitter (I refuse to call it X) is going downhill like, fr, pretty soon. If you'd like to continue storylines on discord please let me know, I should be hitting some of y'all up soon

[𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚗 𝚂𝚘𝚕𝚘 @ProfBenSolo]

// apologies for my silence friends, I should be back in a week or so.

[𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚗 𝚂𝚘𝚕𝚘 @ProfBenSolo]

// apologies for my silence friends, I should be back in a week or so.

[𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚗 𝚂𝚘𝚕𝚘 @ProfBenSolo]

@ReyPalp *hums against her lips*

Mm, I doubt it.

*looks around as his fingers thrum against her waist*

*looks at the car rental place and then at her with a mischievous grin*

[𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚗 𝚂𝚘𝚕𝚘 @ProfBenSolo]

💭 Well, that trip home was a mistake.

*waits outside for a taxi*

[𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚗 𝚂𝚘𝚕𝚘 @ProfBenSolo]

@hairmione_ It all tastes the same to me.

But I’m open to suggestions, of course.

[𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚗 𝚂𝚘𝚕𝚘 @ProfBenSolo]

@crownsmelody *swallows and grins*

Lead the way, flower.

[𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚗 𝚂𝚘𝚕𝚘 @ProfBenSolo]

💭Perhaps the phrase isn't 𝘢𝘭𝘭 bad.

Kore, darling? Would you mind accompanying me in our chambers?

I have something I'd like to try...

[𝓡𝓮𝓲𝓰𝓷 ࿐𝄞 @crownsmelody]

Daddy Z?

The only “Daddy” I see begins with an ‘H’ and ends with an ‘S.’

[𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚗 𝚂𝚘𝚕𝚘 @ProfBenSolo]

@ReyIsThirsty *clears throat* Not at all.

I’m an academic. I’ve merely noticed that your posts are often calling attention to your… scantily clad body.

[𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚗 𝚂𝚘𝚕𝚘 @ProfBenSolo]

💭 That’s my wife.

*externally looks like stone*

[𝓡𝓮𝓲𝓰𝓷 ࿐𝄞 @crownsmelody]

@PetersonSlays Keep speaking to me like I’m an infant, and you’ll find yourself in Tartarus quicker than the word can escape my lips.

[𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚗 𝚂𝚘𝚕𝚘 @ProfBenSolo]

*signs eviction notice*

[𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚗 𝚂𝚘𝚕𝚘 @ProfBenSolo]

@PetersonSlays

[𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚗 𝚂𝚘𝚕𝚘 @ProfBenSolo]

@ReyIsThirsty @PetersonSlays Then I’m completely lost at what the criteria is.

There is no way in Styx Zeus has earned 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 in his 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦.

[𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚗 𝚂𝚘𝚕𝚘 @ProfBenSolo]

@ReyIsThirsty @PetersonSlays Are you offering, Nyx?

[𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚗 𝚂𝚘𝚕𝚘 @ProfBenSolo]

I hate modern technology.

#greekgodsau

[𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚗 𝚂𝚘𝚕𝚘 @ProfBenSolo]

@paul_sevier @slowjam_records @crownsmelody We can save frivolities for later. I believe Orpheus has a choice to make, Hermes.

*turns to look at the demi-god once more*

The terms of your wife's departure are far more generous than I would offer any other mortal. I must admit, your story struck a chord with me.

[𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚗 𝚂𝚘𝚕𝚘 @ProfBenSolo]

[ @slowjam_records ]

*walks in on some weird post-Mortem mating ceremony*

What the fuck do you think you’re doing down here?