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I've got the attention span of a

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Didn't Shakespeare die of tuberculosis? Well, it was TB or not TB. #BadJokeFriday

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@19MA84 @IainMitchell17 Shearer is worse for me

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Staying up to watch Scotland is hard enough without the added challenge of Alan Shearer and his voice.

[Scottish Banter @1scottishbanter]

Boston has fallen 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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@doris_from 1.21 jiggawatts!!

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@prodnose Surely this joke works better if you don't reveal his name. You're the pro not me

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I'll bet the folks who built that stadium never got a hydration break every 24 mins. Do me a favour. #worldcup #mexrsa

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"Ahv turned it over to watch the game at five to eight last night and I thought faaackin hell"

Haha overheard from an old boy. He wouldn't be the only one

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@davestillravin @TavernFootball Watch the game then...catch a ....movie??!

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@MrAdamMcNelis Happy birthday ya big donut

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@RenfrewshireGaz They must be a bit gutted they never made it to the 300k threshold. Maybe they'd have got a bonus?!

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@WarMonitor3 COVID and only COVID. Was this an actual question?!!

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Guy is off his nut

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

I love "Only drive downhill whenever possible"

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

Me and the boys after winning World Wars 3 to 11

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@Livesnooker What's happening in the game now. What is the ref saying to the crowd?!

[Jonny Weldon @jonnyweldon]

9 year old me going through the Argos catalogue when my mum asks what I want for Christmas

[Ron Culley @Iblogtoglasgow]

Wire in boys!

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@WarMonitor3 Bleak

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The way the BBC sports website shows the snooker fixtures and results is abysmal. Teletext in the mid 90s looked better.

[Penfold @elbow112]

Remembering Princess Diana, pictured here with Dodi Fayed

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@GMNeiksans Forgive my ignorance. But Sindarov would play someone else to determine World Champion. How would Carlsen come into it? Can they just play a challenge match? How many world champions are there in chess? I don't quite get it