Professor Do Right

First class honours degree from the University of Despair.

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@saniyafatma1278 Never mind you being scared Sara, I'm frightened of your third arm

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@IfindWankers She's a wanktarded wanker alright, Wanker finder, but I'd still let her wank me off after id had a few Peronis.

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@lisasamxxm1 That's too easy Lisa. It was used by the Gestapo during the second world war, to torture suspected agents. It's a Thumbscrew.

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@saniyafatma1278 Burke and Hare. Two of Scotland's finest.

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@andrewc44104127 Yes. He designs medals that he can award to himself so he doesn't feel left out on Armistice day. When he's filled his chest, he will pin them across his back. True hero.

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@AmayaLittl83561 Get em out for the lads Amaya.

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@BasilTheGreat Doesn't that little Chinese copper look like the biggest twat in Manny

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@stevebrookstein What happened to that cross eyed bloke that George was boning? Marilyn.

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@SiaKordestani @BoyGeorge Sia, don't forget George is very skilful with a pair of handcuffs. Especially when delivery boys are standing close to a radiator

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@Sofia50020Sofia That's easy Sofia. They only came out at Christmas time, to crack Granny's walnuts. Nutcrackers.

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@oelma__ Just enjoy every minute of it.

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@historyrock_ The bouncers should have chucked the old duffer out onto the street. Nobody needs to see an old reptile like Jagger poncing around a dance floor.

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@Elifbenad Has your dad been meeting people who he contacted on Grindr Elif?

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@ClaudiaWebbe Nobody has to cross the English channel. As far as I know, France is a safe civilised country. We all know why these chancers are risking life and limb to get to England. And it's got absolutely nothing to do with fleeing to safety

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@historyrock_ The Charlie Chaplin of rock and roll

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@AvonandsomerRob I've been non compliant my whole life Rob

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@bagshaw2112 That's easy Steve. It's a picture of Margaret Thatcher during her university days

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@Neccccy Shagable

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@RossieW1jan He's probably been riding you for too long Rossie.

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@hinds_mela61795 I don't think Ron will live long enough to actually be as old as he looks. Much like that Terry Christian wanker.