Professor Falken

[Professor Falken @ProfFalken911]

@Rainmaker1973 It's funny how much AI has made everyone so cynical (including me). Instead of posting "this is fake because blah blah" why not spend two seconds and look it up.

Spoiler alert: it's actually true.

[Professor Falken @ProfFalken911]

@Variety I love all the douchebags who haven't even seen the movie crying "woke" .. only douchebags say woke. Fucking snowflakes

[Professor Falken @ProfFalken911]

@PturtIe @Variety Have you seen it cuz it's not that at all.

[Professor Falken @ProfFalken911]

@sw_holocron Nobody hates Star Wars more than Star Wars fans. Also, only doucheclowns use the word "woke".

[Professor Falken @ProfFalken911]

@DanielDuguay87 @jtimsuggs Only douchebags use the term "woke"

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@John14974219 @jtimsuggs Animatronics didn't really exist in 79 and 83

[Professor Falken @ProfFalken911]

Amrit Birring is not Canadian, he is a dangerous bigot. #stophate

[Professor Falken @ProfFalken911]

@604RAW Arrest these fucking biggots

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@sarbrajskahlon I don't encourage this behavior but honestly, You kind of deserve it.

[Professor Falken @ProfFalken911]

@ValVenisEnt Mystifying how someone can be as boring and talentless as Val Venis & still somehow ALSO overrated. Always the shit workers who have to trash up and comers to get ANYONE to care. STFU, go sit with your peers Shockmaster, Gobbeldy Gooker, Beaver Cleavage and Mae Young's hand baby.

[Professor Falken @ProfFalken911]

@Simon_Ingari One. Hundred. Per cent. Fiction. The event may have happened but this convo is fake af.

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JUST BECAUSE @EricNorris42962 supports pedophiles doesn't mean HE is a pedophile. I will never believe @EricNorris42962 is a pedophile no matter how many thousands of people say otherwise. Stop saying that @EricNorris42962 is a pedophile because it is NOT true and it is NOT funny

[Professor Falken @ProfFalken911]

@EricNorris42962 @FanaticElon Fucking tool

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@EricNorris42962 @FanaticElon Definitely. Because Republicans are obviously known for being honest 100% of the time. Especially Trump! Mr honesty!

[Professor Falken @ProfFalken911]

@FanaticElon The government obviously

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@CostcoGuys_sol & @Da_Rizzler419 on AEW is the MOST EMBARRASSING thing in wrestling ever... & I lived through the Gobbledygooker, Mae Young's hand baby, Shockmaster, VKM literally shitting on female employees, & Katie Vick necrophilia.

Please don't make me give up on you AEW.

[Professor Falken @ProfFalken911]

@AntonioTweets2 Don't let the door hit ya!