Austin Herring

Noted polymath. Several volumes of autobiography are available, including 'Good Golly, Miss Molly: Ten Years With A Naturist Landlady'.

[Austin Herring @ProfHerring]

Just published: my new book 'Levelling The Playing Field: Elementary Mistakes In Ski-Jumping'.

[Austin Herring @ProfHerring]

Just published: my new medical textbook 'Sorted For Pees And Jizz: Basic Penis Surgery'.

[Austin Herring @ProfHerring]

Just published: My new book ‘Green Eggs and Him: Possible Causes of Infertility’.

[Austin Herring @ProfHerring]

Just published: My new book ‘It’s Not What You Know, It’s Whom You Know: Networking for Grammar Pedants’.

[Austin Herring @ProfHerring]

Please note: My classic text 'Operation Yule Tree: How To Impress Children At Christmas' has been recalled due to a misunderstanding.

[Austin Herring @ProfHerring]

Just published: My new book 'Blood, Sweat and Tears: 101 Surprising Cocktail Recipes'.

[Austin Herring @ProfHerring]

Just published: My new work 'The Oxbow Book of Lakes'

[Austin Herring @ProfHerring]

Just published: My new book 'Where's your head AT-AT?: Military Disorganisation in Science Fiction'.

[Austin Herring @ProfHerring]

Just published: My new book 'Horses for Courses: A History of French Cuisine.'

[Austin Herring @ProfHerring]

Just published: My new book 'Mead and Two Veg: Dieting In Elizabethan England'

[Austin Herring @ProfHerring]

Just published: My new book 'Penne From Heaven: New Standards of Cuisine In Gay Nightclubs'.

[Austin Herring @ProfHerring]

Just published: My new book 'Bring Me The Head of Alfred and Garcia: Pathology and Conjoined Twins.'

[Austin Herring @ProfHerring]

Just published: my new self-help book 'How To Lose Your Virginity In One Easy Schtupp.'

[Austin Herring @ProfHerring]

Just published: My new book: 'Absinthe Makes The Hard Crow Fondant: A Dictionary of Phrase and Fable For The Hard of Hearing'.

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Well, Radio 4 Extra have started to repeat my old series with @ProfHerring, The Ape That Got Lucky. http://t.co/oG4MTmxO

[Austin Herring @ProfHerring]

Just published: My new book 'What You Talking About? Willies?: Innuendo and Subtext in 1980s Sitcom.'

[Austin Herring @ProfHerring]

Just published: A reprint of my classic work 'From Wags To Witches: The Portrayal of Women In The Daily Mail'.

[Austin Herring @ProfHerring]

Just published: a reprint of my classic work 'Ow! You're on my hair!: The Truth About The Karma Sutra'.

[Austin Herring @ProfHerring]

Just out: a reprint of my classic work 'It Was The Best of Times, It Was The Worst of Times: Indecision In The Works of Charles Dickens'.

[Austin Herring @ProfHerring]

Just been appointed editor of 'The Oxford Schmoxford Book of Dismissive Yiddish'.