Fat Gandalf

“When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.” He/Him, MUFC 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Yeah, and?

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For my 50th

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Reminder that Kyrie by Mr. Mister is one of the underrated bangers of the mid 80s

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Just for fun

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Pet Sounds is a crap album and the Beach Boys can suck it.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

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@Critical_D_ Got caught up and completely blanked on this today 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Fat Gandalf @ProfOzzy]

Dude is a failed man-boy punter. A fucking punter. And he’s now the Rosetta Stone of sports discourse? Fuck him. Fuck his fans. Fuck everyone who looks like him. And I hope the girl he took to prom gets a uti.
A FUCKING PUNTER.

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

The University of Utah has issued an apology to Pat McAfee after he criticized a video posted by the school and he said he felt unsafe during Saturday's College GameDay.

Utah said the video was intended to be lighthearted but acknowledged it missed the mark.

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Just realized im like three months older than tom hardy and i don’t know why that fact is now fing with my brain.

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What it feels like with my friends sometimes

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@alexiledd 10/10

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@mddirtlaw Another beautiful day in the Charm City!

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@BMoreDaviano @orleansway I can feel his future headache

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@SimplyAJ144 Mom’s spaghetti?

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@Spicxer Peak Arnold

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@wooded_area Seriously. That’s like going to a party where everyone agrees they hate pop music and spending the night deconstructing Michael Jackson albums.

[Fat Gandalf @ProfOzzy]

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
- Mark Twain

[Fat Gandalf @ProfOzzy]

@Scavvvv

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For the last time: IM NOT GIVING YOUR KIDS THE DRUGS I SPENT GOOD MONEY ON. Now take your bite size snickers and go home.

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@mddirtlaw Awwwwwwww

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@BMoreDaviano Me on the front porch by nightfall

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@thotzekage Yup

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